You all have been warned....

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[12:31:30] Gohrick Trisona joined the chat on Sun Nov 20, 2011 12:31 pm
[12:31:41] @ Gohrick Trisona : -rolls around on the floor for a while-
[12:31:44] Gohrick Trisona has logged off the chat on Sun Nov 20, 2011 12:31 pm
[12:46:04] Gilgamesh joined the chat on Sun Nov 20, 2011 12:46 pm
[12:46:26] Gilgamesh : *takes picture for lolz*

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[18:20:16] @ Shade Leonhart : Naughty things you can only say on Thanksgiving
[18:20:29] @ Shade Leonhart : 1) Talk about a huge breast!!
[18:21:20] @ Shade Leonhart : 2) Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist
[18:21:34] @ Shade Leonhart : 3) It's Cool Whip time!
[18:21:49] @ Shade Leonhart : 4) If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
[18:22:02] @ Shade Leonhart : 5) That's one terrific spread!
[18:22:23] @ Shade Leonhart : 6) I'm in the mood for a little dark meat
[18:22:32] @ Shade Leonhart : 7) Are you ready for seconds yet?
[18:22:50] @ Shade Leonhart : 8 ) It's a little dry, do you still wanna eat it?
[18:23:11] @ Shade Leonhart : 9) Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
[18:23:24] @ Shade Leonhart : 10) Don't play with your meat!
[18:23:52] @ Shade Leonhart : 11) Just spread the legs open and stuff it in
[18:24:21] @ Shade Leonhart : 12) Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
[18:24:38] @ Shade Leonhart : 13) I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
[18:24:56] @ Shade Leonhart : 14) You still have a little bit on your chin
[18:26:15] @ Shade Leonhart : 15) How long will it take after you stick it in?
[18:26:26] @ Shade Leonhart : 16) You know its ready when it pops up

Too funny not to save for posterity!!!!

Grizz

In my defense...... It was a text message from someone...... and I was.....umm..... drunk when I typed it out >____>

.....*falls over laughing hard then pats Shade's back* there is hope for you yet~

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[17:26:35 24/11/11] Mystic11 : It's not working!
[17:26:38 24/11/11] Mystic11 : IT IS TRULY GOD
[17:26:58 24/11/11] Mystic11 : *Takes it and throws it off a skyscraper with help from the winged crocodile*
[17:28:32 24/11/11] Mystic11 : Let's fly ome, croc
[17:28:36 24/11/11] Mystic11 : Whatever.
[17:28:42 24/11/11] Mystic11 : OH. CRAP.
[17:28:57 24/11/11] Mystic11 : No wait, that's a pink lamp
[17:29:02 24/11/11] Mystic11 : Lets head back home now.
[17:29:05 24/11/11] Mystic11 : OH CRAP
[17:29:11 24/11/11] Mystic11 : THE PURPLE LAMP IS HERE AGAIN!
[17:29:46 24/11/11] Mystic11 : *Goes deep in the Amazon Jungle, buries it under an ancient indian burial ground, then lies beartraps all over it*
[17:29:52 24/11/11] Mystic11 : *Flees home*
[17:30:29 24/11/11] Mystic11 : Now...I dont know...
[17:31:09 24/11/11] Mystic11 : OH YESH I DO
[17:31:21 24/11/11] Mystic11 : *Grabs the talking coookie*
[17:31:25 24/11/11] Mystic11 : Dont do it
[17:31:27 24/11/11] Mystic11 : Dont eat my face
[17:31:30 24/11/11] Mystic11 : DO NOT EAT MY-
[17:31:32 24/11/11] Mystic11 : *Later*
[17:31:36 24/11/11] Mystic11 : You ate his face?
[17:31:38 24/11/11] Mystic11 : *Nods*
[17:31:53 24/11/11] Mystic11 : AND THEN THERE WAS ME
[17:31:58 24/11/11] Mystic11 : Or...um...
[17:32:10 24/11/11] Mystic11 : Yeah...uh...
[17:32:40 24/11/11] Mystic11 : Cramaldiadomeush
[17:33:31 24/11/11] Mystic11 : Random words are fun
[17:33:45 24/11/11] Mystic11 : I just noticed
[17:33:49 24/11/11] Mystic11 : Fury is a co-admin
[17:33:55 24/11/11] Mystic11 : All hell will break loose
[17:34:03 24/11/11] Mystic11 : *Random quietness
[17:35:07 24/11/11] Mystic11 : And here comes the sponge
[17:35:09 24/11/11] Mystic11 : No wait
[17:35:11 24/11/11] Mystic11 : Thats no sponge
[17:35:15 24/11/11] Mystic11 : It's another cookie
[17:35:17 24/11/11] Mystic11 : *Eats that*
[17:35:51 24/11/11] Mystic11 : LIVE AND LEARN
[17:36:25 24/11/11] Mystic11 : *Axe kick to face*
[17:36:28 24/11/11] Mystic11 : Owee...
[17:36:31 24/11/11] Mystic11 : Bad alligator
[17:36:33 24/11/11] Mystic11 : *Explodes*
[17:36:36 24/11/11] Mystic11 : ...Bad alligator
[17:36:59 24/11/11] Mystic11 : Well, anyone
[17:37:03 24/11/11] Mystic11 : Now that tyhat's over-
[17:37:05 24/11/11] Mystic11 : OH CRAP.
[17:37:15 24/11/11] Mystic11 : *Giant chicken attacks*
[17:37:22 24/11/11] Mystic11 : *What will Mystic do?*
[17:37:45 24/11/11] Mystic11 : *>Fight Bag Pokemon Run*
[17:37:51 24/11/11] Mystic11 : *Mystic and the giant chicken fight!
[17:37:55 24/11/11] Mystic11 : *Mystic wins!*
[17:37:59 24/11/11] Mystic11 : *Mystic gained three EXP*
[17:38:06 24/11/11] Mystic11 : *Mystic reached level 7!*
[17:38:13 24/11/11] Mystic11 : *Mystic is trying to learn "Poop"
[17:38:20 24/11/11] Mystic11 : But Mystic cant learn more then 4 moves!*
[17:38:29 24/11/11] Mystic11 : *Delete a room to make way for "Poop"?*
[17:38:34 24/11/11] Mystic11 : *>Yes No*
[17:38:44 24/11/11] Mystic11 : *Mystic forgot breathe...and...
[17:38:50 24/11/11] Mystic11 : Mystic learned poop!*
[17:38:52 24/11/11] Mystic11 : !
[17:38:55 24/11/11] Mystic11 : *Falls over*
[17:39:06 24/11/11] Mystic11 : *...Mystic used poop! It was inaffective.*
[17:45:04 24/11/11] Mystic11 : Crayola
[17:45:09 24/11/11] Mystic11 : Wait, Mystic, how are you alive?
[17:45:16 24/11/11] Mystic11 : I had two backup.exe's
[17:45:21 24/11/11] Mystic11 : ...Alright then
[17:45:57 24/11/11] Mystic11 : Anywho...
[17:46:02 24/11/11] Mystic11 : Now that that's over with...
[17:46:08 24/11/11] Mystic11 : I DEMAND A TOGA
[17:46:10 24/11/11] Mystic11 : EXTRA CRISPY
[17:46:14 24/11/11] Mystic11 : AND DONT SKIP THE ONIONS
[17:46:17 24/11/11] Mystic11 : I like onions...
[17:47:01 24/11/11] Mystic11 : NO ONE CARES
[17:47:11 24/11/11] Mystic11 : CRABMEAT! GET ME THE BUTTER!
[17:47:18 24/11/11] Mystic11 : And there goes the slip
[17:47:23 24/11/11] Mystic11 : Chompa chomp chomp chomp
[17:48:49 24/11/11] Mystic11 : Doo dood ood odoo
[17:48:57 24/11/11] Mystic11 : I've done everything in Sonic Generations that I can
[17:49:02 24/11/11] Mystic11 : I declare boredom
[17:49:04 24/11/11] Mystic11 : D:
[17:50:21 24/11/11] Mystic11 : Hmmm
[17:52:02 24/11/11] Mystic11 : SKIM
[17:52:23 24/11/11] Mystic11 : Now, I must burn something
[17:52:26 24/11/11] Mystic11 : Then throw it in a pit
[17:52:34 24/11/11] Mystic11 : then light that pit on fire
[17:52:42 24/11/11] Mystic11 : then throw that pit in a pit
[17:52:45 24/11/11] Mystic11 : then light it on fire
[17:52:51 24/11/11] Mystic11 : then throw the fat walrus in there
[17:52:53 24/11/11] Mystic11 : THE END
[17:53:08 24/11/11] Mystic11 : GIGGITY
[17:53:12 24/11/11] Mystic11 : GIGGITY
[17:53:14 24/11/11] Mystic11 : GIGGITY
[17:53:15 24/11/11] Mystic11 : GO
[17:54:32 24/11/11] Mystic11 : ...
[17:54:32 24/11/11] Mystic11 : ...
[17:54:38 24/11/11] Mystic11 : LOENLINESS MAKES YOU DO CRAZY THINGS
[17:54:43 24/11/11] Mystic11 : *Bathes self in toothpaste*
[17:54:48 24/11/11] Mystic11 : RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
[17:54:52 24/11/11] Mystic11 : FHSOIAHFDIOADJOIASHOIFHJOJASIODJKFIOJFOIEWHURBGUIEHFUEIBFEYDSJHBBUFEI
[17:55:13 24/11/11] Mystic11 : Hola amigos
[17:55:18 24/11/11] Mystic11 : ...yeah thats it
[17:55:22 24/11/11] Mystic11 : SCREW THE RULES
[17:55:26 24/11/11] Mystic11 : I HAVE LUNG CANCER

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[01:02:33 27/11/11] @ Fury Leonhart : .
[01:06:17 27/11/11] @ Fury Leonhart : Allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll alone
[01:11:25 27/11/11] @ Fury Leonhart : All by myyyyyyyseeeeeeelf!
[01:17:25 27/11/11] @ Fury Leonhart : >.>
[01:17:26 27/11/11] @ Fury Leonhart : <.<
[01:18:02 27/11/11] @ Fury Leonhart : (\_/)
[01:18:11 27/11/11] @ Fury Leonhart : ( ^.^ )
[01:19:00 27/11/11] @ Fury Leonhart : c(")(")
[01:24:55 27/11/11] @ Fury Leonhart : o==[]::::::::::::::::>
[01:27:32 27/11/11] @ Fury Leonhart : (\_/) (\_/)
[01:27:59 27/11/11] @ Fury Leonhart : (>.>) (<.<)
[01:28:21 27/11/11] @ Fury Leonhart : c(")(") (")(")
[01:31:56 27/11/11] @ Fury Leonhart : Da bunnies are multiplying
[01:44:50 27/11/11] @ Fury Leonhart : >.>
[01:44:52 27/11/11] @ Fury Leonhart : <.<
[01:54:21 27/11/11] @ Fury Leonhart :
[02:09:38 27/11/11] @ Fury Leonhart : woops

........... I have no words >__>

Cost of a Batman DVD movie..... twenty dollars....

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Cost of an authentic Batman cosplay costume..... two hundred and fifty dollars....

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Cost of a canon FF character meeting up in Batman discussion.....

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[02:34:29] Simon : ...Genesis as the Riddler?
[02:35:02] @ Genesis : ...
[02:35:06] @ Shade Leonhart : oh boy
[02:35:07] simon has been kicked by Genesis
[02:35:13] @ Genesis : oh wow i can do it
[02:35:16] Simon joined the chat on Mon Nov 28, 2011 2:35 am
[02:35:29] @ Shade Leonhart : do it a lot

Priceless......

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[21:28:04 30/11/11] Cain : <.<
[21:28:06 30/11/11] Cain : >.>
[21:28:16 30/11/11] Cain : *dose the chicken dance*
[21:28:22 30/11/11] Cain : XDDDD
[21:29:10 30/11/11] Cain : *starts to dance the irish jig in a kilt, and then dose disco in a disco shirt* XDDDDDD
[21:29:16 30/11/11] Cain : <.<
[21:29:17 30/11/11] Cain : >.>
[21:29:30 30/11/11] Cain : maybe no one will ntice...
[21:29:37 30/11/11] Cain : Wait..
[21:29:47 30/11/11] Cain : that hasent been my luck so far XDDDDDD
[21:30:49 30/11/11] Cain : beep
[21:30:58 30/11/11] Cain : I have lost my marble >.<
[21:31:02 30/11/11] Cain : *marbles
[21:32:32 30/11/11] Cain : yep I have lost them... >.> oh well dont need em to keep living.. LIFES JUST GONNNA BE MORE FUN =DDDDDDD
[21:33:14 30/11/11] Cain : and I.. just found them..
[21:33:17 30/11/11] Cain : <.<
[21:33:29 30/11/11] Cain : wow.. I hate losing my minde for alittle bit..
[21:35:52 30/11/11] Cain : to the next person who sees this... dont let mama see it XDDD
[21:35:59 30/11/11] Cain : but do post it XDD

WHAT the hell are you people ON?????????????????????????

You should know. You're the supplier.

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[02:20:47] @ Shade Leonhart : you know what else that woman can say after all that?
[02:20:57] Cain : wheres my cheese

Its the small things that make me laugh

(edited so only the parts that made me laugh are left)

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[02:36:28] @ Shade Leonhart : Hey Tifa!!!
[02:36:40] @ Shade Leonhart : Did you know Sephiroth had a pet dog????
[02:36:46] @ Tifa Lockhart : he does?
[02:36:59] @ Tifa Lockhart : Is it a chihuahua?
[02:37:01] @ Shade Leonhart : HE DOES!
[02:37:05] @ Shade Leonhart : https://youtu.be/JUB2v9h8XBQ
[02:37:09] @ Tifa Lockhart : called Mr Snuggles?
[02:37:11] @ Shade Leonhart : your damn close >__>
[02:38:02] @ Shade Leonhart : ugliest damn miniature pincher I've ever seen oO
[02:38:15] @ Tifa Lockhart : SWEET JESUS CHRIST ON A BIKE WTF IS THAT????
[02:39:46] @ Tifa Lockhart : I'm f*cking terrified
[02:40:10] Cain : I'll have to remeber that one Tifa.. thats kinda Funny XDD
[02:40:28] @ Tifa Lockhart : that thing is pure ebil

>_______>

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[19:49:22 02/12/11] Cain : <.< beep?.

[19:49:32 02/12/11] Cain : >.> Beep beep...

[19:49:39 02/12/11] Cain : <.< why would you say that?.

[19:49:58 02/12/11] Cain : >.> I dident say it.. *points to the cheese* he did.

[19:51:21 02/12/11] Cain : <.< ..... you blame Mr. Swiss cheeseenbugre?....

[19:51:29 02/12/11] Cain : >.> yea.....

[19:51:34 02/12/11] Cain : <.< why?....

[19:52:42 02/12/11] Cain : >.> ummmm why not? he just sits there and grows funny blue stuff and I eat it...

[19:53:02 02/12/11] Cain : <.< wait wait wait.. youve been eating that stuff?.

[19:53:16 02/12/11] Cain : >.> yes? why is it bad?.

[19:54:32 02/12/11] Cain : <.< No.. you go ahead and eat that blue fur... you know it tastes better with karocen....

[19:55:16 02/12/11] Cain : <.< oh and you might want to have a smoke afterwards you know just to enjoy the full flavor....

[19:57:24 02/12/11] Cain : >.> hmmmm youre ether angery with me.. or you really want me to enjoy the blue furry stuff...

[19:57:42 02/12/11] Cain : >.> I'll do it.. unless you wanna tell me somthing....

[19:58:23 02/12/11] Cain : <.< ..... nope.. you enjoy that blue fur and karocen and a smoke...

[19:58:37 02/12/11] Cain : >.> okay =DDD.

[19:58:53 02/12/11] Cain : <.< yep... shouldent have called me a beep...

[19:58:58 02/12/11] Cain : >.> what you say?.

[19:59:14 02/12/11] Cain : <.< oh nothing.. go enjoy yourself...

[20:56:58 02/12/11] Cain : <.<.

[20:57:01 02/12/11] Cain : >.>

too much cheese? O.O

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[20:39:28] @ Fury Leonhart : Simon, I have all this planned don't worry about it
[20:39:38] @ Fury Leonhart : If you want to join, join
[20:39:49] @ Fury Leonhart : but other than that, you don't have to fret
[20:40:12] Simon : *nod* I'm sure. You plan better than I do.
[20:40:26] Simon : I assume this takes place after Radio Silence, then?
[20:40:55] Yuki : .
[20:40:55] @ Fury Leonhart : Yes
[20:41:12] Simon : Alright, cool.
[20:42:21] Simon : ...Also? If Fury wants some backup? The Detachment's welcome to him.
[20:42:47] @ Fury Leonhart : I have the Kestrel
[20:42:50] Simon : It's easily as powerful as a Ragnarok, but faster, and slightly better armored.
[20:43:09] Simon : *nod* In addition to that, I mean.
[20:43:38] @ Tifa Lockhart : I got a pogostick and I'm not afraid to use it
[20:43:39] @ Fury Leonhart : Dusty might
[20:44:13] * Fury Leonhart puts his hands up* don't do it, Tifa! I gots a family to think of!!!
[20:44:16] Simon : @ Tifa: Unless you can cram it up Seph's one-winged ass, I don't think a pogostick will help.
[20:45:18] Simon : ...?
[20:45:20] @ Tifa Lockhart : oh shoosh. Sephy can't resist the boinging
[20:45:26] Simon : Did I kill the CB?
[20:45:39] Yuki : ......
[20:46:08] @ Tifa Lockhart : it makes him break out the candles and massage oil XDD
[20:46:16] Simon : No, I was lagging.
[20:46:31] Simon : ...Warned.

...Kinky pogostick?

[22:47:51] Mystic11 : I meant to tell ya Fury, I posted in the topic XP
[22:48:19] @ Fury Leonhart : Oh, ok, I'll get a post up asap
[22:49:21] @ Shade Leonhart : He lies
[22:49:27] @ Shade Leonhart : he'll make you wait
[22:49:31] @ Shade Leonhart : for a month
[22:49:32] Yuki has been disconnected on Mon Dec 05, 2011 10:49 pm (session timeout)
[22:51:21] @ Fury Leonhart : yes it was all part of my plan
[22:51:46] @ Fury Leonhart : I lured you into an rp with me so I could make you wait
[22:54:13] Mystic11 : I'm used to that
[22:54:17] Mystic11 : I made you wait, didnt I?
[22:54:22] Mystic11 : I had that post up for awhile XD
[22:55:43] @ Shade Leonhart : you were busy fappin'
[22:55:47] @ Fury Leonhart : XDDDDDDDDDD
[22:55:49] @ Shade Leonhart : we all know you were -.-
[22:56:28] Mystic11 : Fap *wink*
[22:56:35] Simon joined the chat on Mon Dec 05, 2011 10:56 pm
[22:56:39] Mystic11 : And I fapped...AFTER I posted
[22:56:51] Simon : >.>
[22:57:00] Simon : WTF did I just walk in to?
[22:57:29] @ Shade Leonhart : notice we speak of fappin' and Simon finally speaks?
[22:57:37] Simon : >.<


Go gett'em, Chester

Oh, I'll get 'em.

*goes to figure out where Jayda hid his shotgun*

Ask and ye shall receive...

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[21:29:13] Simon joined the chat on Sat Dec 10, 2011 9:29 pm

[21:29:26] Simon : Anyone here know physics?

[21:29:53] Mystic11 : No

[21:30:02] Simon : Just had a thought...

[21:30:10] @ Telira : Meh, physics isn't my strongpoint.

[21:30:30] Simon : ...The amount of energy to reach lightspeed is determined by an object's mass, times the speed of light squared...

[21:30:54] @ Telira : *blink look*

[21:31:03] @ Telira : *blank

[21:31:23] Simon : Now, Speed of Light squared is a MASSIVE number...

[21:31:48] Simon : As such, under normal logic, FTL should be impossible.

[21:31:50] @ Telira : See, this is why I prefer a tesseract.

[21:31:58] Simon : But...

[21:32:11] Simon : ...What if you had a way to COUNTERACT an objects mass?

[21:32:36] @ Telira : I prefer bending space to reduce the distance between to points.

[21:32:56] Simon : Generate a force that lessens or removes mass from the equasion?

[21:33:11] Mystic11 : WOOHOO! Chapter 2 posted ^^

[21:33:24] Simon : ...Now, imagine you could do this to weaponized projectiles...

[21:33:52] Simon : Picture the damage of an arrow moving at the speed of light hitting someone.

[21:35:02] Simon : I'm considering a combo of weapon spells, regular spells, and weapons, that can accomplish just this very thing.

[21:35:09] @ Telira : Meh

[21:35:29] @ Telira : I think it might be a bit complicated to try to get your opponents to understand.

[21:35:43] Simon : Simon, IC, though, would need extraterrestrial intervention.

[21:35:56] Simon : And, it's not that hard.

[21:36:27] Yuki : nyu

[21:36:31] Simon : Speedy thing gets speedier until it can match pace with a laser.

[21:36:48] Simon : ...Or, for that matter, I could just make a laser.

[21:37:01] Simon : A REAL laser, not those hokey, Star Wars "Blaster Pistols".

[21:37:22] Yuki : ...

[21:37:45] Simon : Pull the trigger, and put a hole in something, with no time in between.

[21:38:10] Simon : You can't dodge LIGHT.

[21:38:16] Simon : Physics doesn't WORK like that.

[21:38:25] Mystic11 : Eh, My Chapter 2 was short. One of those explaining episodes and crud.

[21:38:27] Simon : Not even, say, The Flash, can dodge light.

[21:39:33] Simon : ...Not once the light is moving.

[21:39:47] Simon : Dodging a laser means dodging BEFORE the trigger is pulled.

[21:40:15] @ Telira : Ehhh, you're going to get accused of godmodding with that.

[21:40:34] Yuki : You can kill Light using a Death Note.

[21:40:39] Simon : You can dodge it. You just have to be perceptive.

[21:40:42] Simon : ...

[21:40:45] Simon : *snirk*

[21:40:59] Yuki : ^-^

[21:41:04] Yuki : Couldn't help myself.

[21:41:07] Simon : Good one, Yuki.

[21:41:24] Mystic11 : HAR HAR HAR

[21:41:30] Simon : ...I don't think the pun in his name translated well, though.

[21:41:50] Simon : @ Tel; Light Yagami, a near-psychopathic god-child in Death Note.

[21:42:01] Simon : In japanese, his name is Hikari Yagami.

[21:42:02] @ Telira : Uh huh...

[21:42:10] Simon : Translates, roughtly, to "Light and Darkness".

[21:42:25] Simon : Light had, essentially, Death's Day Planner.

[21:42:34] Simon : And he was using it to kill criminals and the like.

[21:42:58] @ Telira : *nod*

[21:43:01] Simon : Thne, someone tried to find out who he was, and he set about trying to kill THEM.

[21:43:20] Simon : It's actually something of a badass anime.

[21:43:45] Simon : See, Light could not only kill people, but, he could say HOW they died.

[21:43:56] Simon : And when.

[21:44:04] Yuki : In Japanese his name is Raito Yagami

[21:44:10] Yuki : Haa his name is Light in Japanese too not Hikari

[21:44:14] Simon : ...Oh?

[21:44:20] Simon : I thought it was Hikari.

[21:44:44] Simon : *shrug* Hikari, in japanese, is light. So, the pun still works.

[21:44:52] Yuki : The names are the same in both Japanese and English just the spelling is different because well there's no L...or ight in Japanese.

[21:45:02] Yuki : But Hikari DOES mean light in Japanese.

[21:45:14] Simon : So, I was somewhat correct.

[21:45:19] Simon : Anyway, yeah.

[21:45:21] Yuki : It's just not the name of the character in Death Note. I dunno why.

[21:45:33] Simon : ...I wonder if Light ever handed out badass deaths?

[21:46:19] Simon : Like "died after being shot 7 times, during a bank robbery, adrenaline keeping him alive long enough to take out the thieves and save the hostages."

[21:46:49] Simon : Or "died of exhaustion after 3 straight days of sweet, sweet lovemaking with a supermodel."?

[21:47:11] Simon : If you're gonna kill someone, do it with style.

[21:47:15] @ Telira : *laugh*

[21:47:39] Simon : ...This is going in Warned, isn't it?

[21:47:59] @ Telira : *chuckle* I dunno.

You asked for it.

Grizz

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[15:44:08] @ Kindred : but no, no wolves here like Fury said
[15:44:16] @ Fury Leonhart : For deffense? Yes
[15:45:00] Cain : *nods* I know I just have that one animal I wont hunt no matter what, I would rather Run up a tree butt naked then kill a wolf
[15:45:11] @ Telira : .
[15:45:46] Cain : I am sorry for putting that image in your heads, very sorry you all..*bows*
[15:46:17] @ Fury Leonhart : >.>
[15:46:19] @ Fury Leonhart : <.<
[15:48:14] Cain : ... <.< whats up Fury?
[15:48:19] @ Kindred : *falls over in a giggling fit*
[15:48:37] @ Fury Leonhart : nothing, nothing at all

Mental note: Never drink anything while reading the chatbox..... or it gets spewed out through your nose!! oO

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[00:11:07] @ Tifa Lockhart : I've been steaming my head over a bowl of boiling water with vaporub in
[00:11:22] @ Tifa Lockhart : it helps a little
[00:11:40] @ Telira : *nod*
[00:14:06] @ Shade Leonhart : *cranks up the steam*
[00:15:56] @ Gohrick Trisona : hm...-scratches the back of his head-
[00:18:08] @ Telira : *watches Gohrick puff up from the steam, giggles*
[00:18:33] @ Gohrick Trisona : O.O -starts to push his fur back down-
[00:18:58] @ Telira : *giggles* No good, it's the humidity.
[00:18:59] @ Shade Leonhart : *takes a picture*
[00:20:06] @ Tifa Lockhart : more steam!
[00:20:14] @ Gohrick Trisona : O.O...-puffs up-
[00:20:34] @ Tifa Lockhart : http://www.coolfunpics.com/slides/Fluffy_Cat.jpg
[00:20:49] @ Telira : *laugh*
[00:21:00] @ Gohrick Trisona : thats a rabbit
[00:21:01] @ Telira : Poor Gohrick!!!
[00:21:13] @ Shade Leonhart : *blinks*
[00:21:17] Sol Jashy joined the chat on Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:21 am
[00:21:22] @ Gohrick Trisona : <.<
[00:21:25] Sol Jashy : *headdesks hard*
[00:21:25] @ Shade Leonhart : BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
[00:21:26] @ Telira : *waves*
[00:21:44] Sol Jashy : ...Okay, STLL in wrong account. But...
[00:21:46] @ Gohrick Trisona : O.O...-takes video of laughing shade-
[00:21:52] @ Gohrick Trisona : hola ^^
[00:22:01] @ Telira : Someone post that!!!
[00:22:06] Sol Jashy : *hug* Sorry, Shade. I was in some weird headspace when I posted last.
[00:22:16] @ Shade Leonhart : on it >_>
[00:22:29] Sol Jashy : brb, account switch.

The madness never ends......

Chatbox wrote:

[23:11:32] @ Fury Leonhart : Still sick ><
[23:11:39] Chrono Cross : And pardon my mouth Zack
[23:11:45] Zack Fair : tis ok
[23:11:47] @ Tifa Lockhart : lol, don't worry about it Chrono
[23:11:48] Sol Jashy : Fury?
[23:11:57] @ Fury Leonhart : But I should be better by Christmas
[23:12:00] Sol Jashy : Vic. C and Zinc. LOTS OF ZINC.
[23:12:01] @ Tifa Lockhart : He got s cooties
[23:12:08] @ Fury Leonhart : What, Sol?
[23:12:11] Sol Jashy : Assuming it's a cold.
[23:12:29] Sol Jashy : Vitamin C, to jump-start your immunities.
[23:12:45] Sol Jashy : And, if it's a cold, Zinc will fsck with the virus.
[23:12:47] Zack Fair : Fury fight a rhino
[23:12:53] Zack Fair : if you win you can beat any cold
[23:13:00] @ Fury Leonhart : I've been gorging myself on Orange juice XD
[23:13:03] Sol Jashy : XD
[23:13:07] @ Telira : *chuckle*
[23:13:18] Chrono Cross : Lol
[23:13:18] @ Telira : I've always liked apple juice.
[23:13:23] @ Tifa Lockhart : OMFG I thought you said you had been groping yourself XDD
[23:13:28] @ Telira : Especially warmed up apple juice.
[23:13:34] Sol Jashy : XD
[23:13:37] @ Telira : *snirk*
[23:13:54] Chrono Cross : Wow xD
[23:13:56] * Fury Leonhart facepalmlaughs
[23:14:02] @ Fury Leonhart : tifa... XDDDDD
[23:14:16] Zack Fair : fury, respect your body
[23:14:47] @ Telira : *laugh*
[23:14:57] @ Fury Leonhart : I try, Zack
[23:14:59] @ Fury Leonhart : I try
[23:15:13] Zack Fair : I know *pats your back* I know
[23:15:37] @ Tifa Lockhart : I feel the bromance > >
[23:15:39] * Chrono Cross shakes his head and gives a chuckle
[23:15:50] Zack Fair : for just 5 cents a day, you can help fury get the care he needs, so he can stop furiously groping himself when he is sick
[23:16:16] Zack Fair : call in today
[23:16:21] @ Fury Leonhart : All proceeds go directly to me
[23:16:33] @ Telira : *laugh*
[23:16:37] * Tifa Lockhart donates £1
[23:16:46] Chrono Cross : *throws a nickle at Fury*
[23:17:19] @ Fury Leonhart : I'm rolling in cash >.>
[23:17:33] Zack Fair : and shame
[23:17:38] Zack Fair : lots and lots of shame
[23:17:44] Zack Fair : until we get your condition sorted out
[23:18:03] @ Fury Leonhart : I need more money to fix it <.<
[23:18:28] * Tifa Lockhart donates another 50p
[23:18:52] @ Fury Leonhart : That should do it
[23:18:58] Zack Fair : Fury,when you feel the urge, just ask yourself "Do I need a grope?" "Will groping help me in this current situation?"
[23:19:15] Mystic11 joined the chat on Thu Dec 22, 2011 11:19 pm
[23:19:15] Sol Jashy : .
[23:19:16] Zack Fair : "Is this bit going on for far too long?"
[23:19:23] Mystic11 : Ohaider
[23:19:29] @ Telira : *laugh*
[23:19:36] @ Telira : Hiya Mystic.
[23:19:38] @ Fury Leonhart : Yes, yes it is
[23:19:41] Chrono Cross : Yo Mystic
[23:19:43] @ Fury Leonhart : Hey Mystic
[23:19:49] Sol Jashy : Wow...
[23:19:52] Zidane has been disconnected on Thu Dec 22, 2011 11:19 pm (session timeout)
[23:19:52] Zidane has been disconnected on Thu Dec 22, 2011 11:19 pm (session timeout)
[23:19:55] Zack Fair : your cured fury
[23:20:00] Sol Jashy : Someone put this in Warned...
[23:20:09] @ Telira : *laugh*

...Dude, get a girlfriend.

I have one, Sol. How about you?

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[12:14:16] Shade Leonhart joined the chat on Tue Dec 27, 2011 12:14 pm

[12:20:04] Kindred joined the chat on Tue Dec 27, 2011 12:20 pm

[12:20:13] @ Kindred : why hello Shade ^_^

[12:20:21] @ Shade Leonhart : Meh -.-

[12:20:44] @ Kindred : awwwah..... are we a little grumpy today? ^^

[12:21:01] @ Shade Leonhart : .-. ...........

[12:21:06] @ Shade Leonhart : go

[12:21:09] @ Shade Leonhart : away

[12:21:28] @ Kindred : I'm beginning to think Fury is much nicer than you >__>

[12:21:47] @ Shade Leonhart : Pffft..... I don't blow up walls

[12:22:16] @ Kindred : True.... but he does it out of fun..... at least he can be fun <_<

[12:22:38] * Shade Leonhart throws a Moomba at Kindred

[12:22:40] @ Shade Leonhart : there

[12:22:46] @ Shade Leonhart : have your effin fun

[12:23:05] * Kindred falls over with said Moomba

[12:23:10] @ Kindred : ack! o.O

[12:24:17] @ Kindred : just for that..... I'll tell Gohrick to lick your nose and Zidane to kiss your cheek!

[12:24:26] * Shade Leonhart shrugs

[12:24:41] @ Kindred : Meanie ><

[12:24:44] Kindred has logged off the chat on Tue Dec 27, 2011 12:24 pm

[12:25:27] @ Shade Leonhart : *shrugs* It worked..... you went away

[12:27:15] Telira joined the chat on Tue Dec 27, 2011 12:27 pm

[12:27:34] Fury Leonhart joined the chat on Tue Dec 27, 2011 12:27 pm

I knew this day would come... but I didn't expect it to be so.... so... *shudder*

Grizz

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[00:37:11] Zack Fair has been kicked by Tifa Lockhart
[00:37:11] @ Fury Leonhart : The chatbox gods are now appeased with the sacrifice XD
[00:37:15] @ Tifa Lockhart : you are now a Kight
[00:37:18] @ Fury Leonhart : Hey Rose
[00:37:20] @ Tifa Lockhart : *Knight
[00:37:23] Zack Fair joined the chat on Fri Dec 30, 2011 12:37 am
[00:37:35] Zack Fair : Hail Tifa?
[00:37:37] @ Rose Phoenix : Hey Everyone
[00:37:38] @ Tifa Lockhart : Hail, Sir Zack
[00:37:45] @ Tifa Lockhart : Hey rose
[00:37:46] * Rose Phoenix bows down to tifa
[00:37:58] * Rose Phoenix then bows down to Zack
[00:38:03] Zack Fair : Hail Rose
[00:38:09] Zack Fair : Hail Fury
[00:38:19] @ Fury Leonhart : Sir Zackers of the typos
[00:38:23] * Rose Phoenix then also bows down to Fury
[00:38:47] Zack Fair : Sir Zackers of the steel buns i'll have you know
[00:38:57] @ Rose Phoenix : ...
[00:39:00] Yuffie : I'm not bowing...
[00:39:15] Yuffie : Practically a princess you know...in Wutai....
[00:39:16] Mystic11 : Hmmm...
[00:39:23] Zack Fair : Sir Fury of no sammiches
[00:39:25] * Mystic11 bows down to himself.
[00:39:34] * Rose Phoenix bows down to Yuffie
[00:39:46] @ Tifa Lockhart : I have ta kick him so he can be a knight too.
[00:39:59] Yuffie : Don't bow down to me >.<
[00:40:13] @ Rose Phoenix : Lmao, why not?
[00:40:27] Yuffie : Next I'll be called Lady Yuffie. Yuck!
[00:40:33] @ Tifa Lockhart : Fury, I shall now knight you but you has to pwomise to come back
[00:40:38] Zack Fair : I think your taking it a bit serious
[00:40:43] @ Tifa Lockhart : *promise
[00:40:50] @ Fury Leonhart : I promise
[00:40:58] Fury Leonhart has been kicked by Tifa Lockhart
[00:41:02] Zack Fair : fury can join the order of knightly knights
[00:41:06] @ Tifa Lockhart : Arise Sir Fury!
[00:41:08] Zack Fair : in tights
[00:41:20] Fury Leonhart joined the chat on Fri Dec 30, 2011 12:41 am
[00:41:27] Zack Fair : Hail Fury
[00:41:32] @ Tifa Lockhart : You're wearing tights?
[00:41:41] @ Tifa Lockhart : Hail Sir Fury
[00:41:47] * Fury Leonhart comes back with a new suit of extra shiny armor
[00:41:49] Yuffie : I can't see how anyone is able to stand that while being in itchy, long and hot dresses.
[00:41:50] * Rose Phoenix bows down to Fury again for the hell of it and lols
[00:42:19] Yuffie : I'm not OCC anymore!
[00:42:21] Zack Fair : lol I think saying Hail while greeting people is funny
[00:42:45] Tifa Lockhart has been kicked by Tifa Lockhart
[00:42:58] Tifa Lockhart joined the chat on Fri Dec 30, 2011 12:42 am
[00:43:00] Mystic11 : TIGHTS?
[00:43:02] Mystic11 : I wasnt informed
[00:43:08] Mystic11 : All I brought was my birthday suit.
[00:43:09] Zack Fair : Hail Lady Tifa
[00:43:15] @ Fury Leonhart : She knighted herself XD
[00:43:21] Zack Fair : Mystic thats not until friday
[00:43:21] @ Tifa Lockhart : Thankee, thankee
[00:43:25] @ Fury Leonhart : I didn't know you could do that
[00:43:27] @ Rose Phoenix : Indeed xD
[00:43:31] @ Tifa Lockhart : Rose!!! your turn
[00:43:47] Rose Phoenix has been kicked by Tifa Lockhart
[00:43:55] Yuffie : Looks so pretty...
[00:43:57] @ Tifa Lockhart : >.> she'd better come back
[00:44:00] Yuffie : When all the @ are together...
[00:44:04] @ Tifa Lockhart : forgot to make her promise
[00:44:22] @ Fury Leonhart : XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[00:44:23] @ Tifa Lockhart : *is worried*
[00:44:37] @ Tifa Lockhart : oh noes T_T
[00:44:37] Zack Fair : What have you done!
[00:44:44] @ Tifa Lockhart : now I feel mean
[00:44:52] Zack Fair : You have exiled her
[00:44:52] Rose Phoenix joined the chat on Fri Dec 30, 2011 12:44 am
[00:44:56] @ Tifa Lockhart : YAY!
[00:44:59] @ Fury Leonhart : Tifa loped off her head when she went to knight her
[00:45:03] Zack Fair : Hail Rose
[00:45:08] @ Fury Leonhart : Nevermind
[00:45:12] @ Rose Phoenix : Lmao
[00:45:14] @ Tifa Lockhart : *cough* I mean, Hail, Lady Rose
[00:45:23] @ Rose Phoenix : I leave this tab for one sec only to come back kicked xD
[00:45:34] Zack Fair : and knighted
[00:45:37] @ Rose Phoenix : But!
[00:45:39] * Yuffie takes some materia from everyone's pockets
[00:45:42] @ Rose Phoenix : Exactly!
[00:45:52] @ Rose Phoenix : Ha ha, jokes on you Yuffie!
[00:45:55] @ Tifa Lockhart : Mystic!!!
[00:46:00] @ Rose Phoenix : I dont use materia!
[00:46:05] @ Tifa Lockhart : Promise to come back
[00:46:11] Zack Fair : I dont think I have either
[00:46:22] Zack Fair : Mystic join the order!
[00:46:23] @ Fury Leonhart : We have to make a group/.....
[00:46:24] @ Tifa Lockhart : mysticmysticmystic
[00:46:26] * Yuffie takes her loot to her secret location
[00:46:32] Zack Fair : of knightly knights
[00:46:38] Telira joined the chat on Fri Dec 30, 2011 12:46 am
[00:46:39] Zack Fair : that were previously in tights
[00:46:42] @ Fury Leonhart : Called the nights of the sore bottoms
[00:46:44] @ Telira : Hey guys
[00:46:48] @ Tifa Lockhart : MYSTIC!!!!!!!!
[00:46:52] @ Fury Leonhart : *Kinghts
[00:47:00] @ Rose Phoenix : So wait, let me see here, Im an Assassin Knight now?
[00:47:00] Zack Fair : Fury you need to fix that!
[00:47:00] @ Fury Leonhart : Hey Tel
[00:47:02] @ Rose Phoenix : xD
[00:47:14] Yuffie : Hi Telira!
[00:47:23] @ Tifa Lockhart : lol, fury. that sounds like some dodgy adult movie
[00:47:26] Zack Fair : "nights of the sore bottoms" -Fury
[00:47:31] @ Rose Phoenix : Lmao xd
[00:47:35] * Yuffie sings in wutainese
[00:47:48] @ Fury Leonhart : I fixed it damnit ><
[00:47:52] @ Tifa Lockhart : XDDDD
[00:48:03] Zack Fair : Fury im not sharing rooms with you
[00:48:11] @ Tifa Lockhart : oh god, Thats going in warned
[00:48:16] @ Rose Phoenix : Lmao xD
[00:48:22] Zack Fair : Hail Sir Fury of questionable taste
[00:48:22] Yuffie : XD

.... yeah

Quote :

[15:45:37 30/12/11] @ Tifa Lockhart : it took ages for me too, but I was on a dial up connection
[15:45:44 30/12/11] @ Tifa Lockhart : O__O seriously??
[15:45:51 30/12/11] @ Fury Leonhart : What's dial up? XD
[15:45:55 30/12/11] @ Fury Leonhart : Seriously
[15:46:12 30/12/11] @ Tifa Lockhart : its what the dinosaurs used to look at internet porn
[15:46:27 30/12/11] @ Fury Leonhart : Ahhhhhh.....
[15:46:33 30/12/11] @ Fury Leonhart : Wait...
[15:46:36 30/12/11] @ Fury Leonhart : ewwwww,,,,,
[15:47:02 30/12/11] @ Tifa Lockhart : yeah... nekkid triceratops *shudder*
[15:47:17 30/12/11] @ Fury Leonhart : You watch dino-porn?!?!?!?!
[15:47:32 30/12/11] @ Fury Leonhart : Triceratopless
[15:47:49 30/12/11] @ Tifa Lockhart : sometimes when you're googling, these things just "pop up"
[15:47:54 30/12/11] @ Tifa Lockhart : XDDDDDDDDDDd
[15:48:05 30/12/11] @ Fury Leonhart : Suuuuuuuuure they do >.>
[15:48:33 30/12/11] @ Tifa Lockhart : safe search was way off that day
[15:48:47 30/12/11] @ Fury Leonhart : I would say so

Tifa has some questionable taste too >.>

>< the dinosaurs made me do it

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[01:21:55] Messages cleared by Tifa Lockhart
[01:21:57] * Rose Phoenix gives zack a badass sword
[01:22:02] @ Rose Phoenix : There...
[01:22:07] Zack Fair : sword!
[01:22:12] Sol Jashy has been unbanned by Fury Leonhart
[01:22:14] Zack Fair : ive been needing a sword for 10 years
[01:22:22] @ Tifa Lockhart : You need wheels on the bottom of that thing.
[01:22:24] Sol Jashy joined the chat on Mon Jan 02, 2012 1:22 am
[01:22:27] @ Rose Phoenix : Tell me about it
[01:22:35] @ Fury Leonhart : Wheels on a sword?!?!?!?!
[01:22:37] Sol Jashy : ...
[01:22:37] @ Rose Phoenix : I've been needing a new toy for ten years xD
[01:22:40] Zack Fair : its been ten years ever since that day
[01:22:51] Zack Fair : the battle of sore bottoms
[01:22:53] @ Rose Phoenix : I know right? So long... D:
[01:23:01] @ Rose Phoenix : It passes by so fast...
[01:23:01] Sol Jashy : ...
[01:23:05] @ Rose Phoenix : *sniffles*
[01:23:08] Zack Fair : we lost so many
[01:23:18] @ Tifa Lockhart : I still hear the screams
[01:23:22] @ Rose Phoenix : I know... *sheds a tear*
[01:23:29] Sol Jashy : ...Something happened, while I was gone.
[01:23:29] Zack Fair : T-T
[01:23:31] @ Fury Leonhart : Damn those Dwarves!!!! ><
[01:23:37] Sol Jashy : *smiles, revealing fangs*
[01:23:45] @ Fury Leonhart : Being all short and able to spank easier
[01:23:46] Sol Jashy : *latches onto Rose's neck with them*
[01:24:00] @ Rose Phoenix : I miss the good ole days
[01:24:02] Sol Jashy : *feeds*
[01:24:03] Zack Fair : oh how the years passed by
[01:24:12] @ Fury Leonhart : It's a good thing Zack killed them all for revenge >.>
[01:24:13] @ Rose Phoenix : When there was always some shorty to kick!
[01:24:19] @ Tifa Lockhart : the first 3 were the hardest
[01:24:24] Zack Fair : well cant wait till next year, 2023
[01:24:38] * Rose Phoenix goes and sits back in her long abandoned corner and nods
[01:24:57] Zack Fair : *flashbacks of the dwarves*
[01:25:00] @ Rose Phoenix : God I havnt been here in awhile
[01:25:06] @ Fury Leonhart : XDDDDDDD
[01:25:07] @ Tifa Lockhart : 2023 will be awesome. Has to be better than 2022
[01:25:07] Zack Fair : T-T why dident you give me the damn eyepatch
[01:25:10] @ Rose Phoenix : So much dust and cobwebs
[01:25:14] @ Telira : .
[01:25:19] Sol Jashy : Fine.
[01:25:24] @ Fury Leonhart : I liked 2022, though
[01:25:33] @ Fury Leonhart : It was pretty good year for me
[01:25:34] @ Rose Phoenix : I guess it was an okay yearr
[01:25:35] Zack Fair : ten years already
[01:25:38] @ Fury Leonhart : *was a
[01:25:46] Sol Jashy has logged off the chat on Mon Jan 02, 2012 1:25 am : *blows up the CB with a crate of Fire Magicite*
[01:25:46] @ Tifa Lockhart : but the drought...
[01:25:47] @ Rose Phoenix : I dont know about you, but I found it kind of lame
[01:26:00] @ Rose Phoenix : And there he goes xD
[01:26:06] @ Tifa Lockhart : >.>
[01:26:10] @ Rose Phoenix : Now I have to go and kiss ass soon
[01:26:11] @ Fury Leonhart : XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[01:26:15] @ Tifa Lockhart : something we said?
[01:26:18] Zack Fair : thats not sanitary
[01:26:23] @ Rose Phoenix : Seems so xD
[01:26:29] Zack Fair : E.coli and such
[01:26:29] @ Rose Phoenix : And Zack, shhhh
[01:26:36] @ Rose Phoenix : You made that wrong xD
[01:26:36] @ Fury Leonhart : ewwwwwwwwwwww.......
[01:26:44] @ Rose Phoenix : You too Fury!!! Shhhh!
[01:26:46] Zack Fair : *looks at empty sheath* T-T
[01:26:50] @ Tifa Lockhart : use that hand sanitizer before you do.
[01:27:02] @ Rose Phoenix : ...
[01:27:05] @ Rose Phoenix : Right
[01:27:08] @ Fury Leonhart : And lots of mouthwash after
[01:27:12] @ Tifa Lockhart : at least disinfect the area
[01:27:17] Zack Fair : and floss
[01:27:25] Zack Fair : twice a day
[01:27:39] @ Fury Leonhart : And shuffle
[01:27:46] @ Fury Leonhart : don't forget to shuffle
[01:27:53] @ Tifa Lockhart : and work out
[01:27:58] Zack Fair : and do the hustle
[01:27:59] @ Rose Phoenix : Yes sir!!!
[01:28:10] @ Tifa Lockhart : and the time warp
[01:28:28] Zack Fair : Timey Wimey
[01:28:29] @ Tifa Lockhart : and if you have time, the YMCA

Ten looooooooooong years...

*laugh* Seriously... Jayda is a riot...

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[00:00:19] Jayda Kinneas : *yawns widely* Telly, I'mma gonna have to post tomorrow.... I was having to wait on Shade to wrap hers up finding my bruther an' all, and now I'm just plum worn out

[00:00:30] Jayda Kinneas : I'll post tomorrow tho, I promise

[00:00:43] @ Telira : *nod*

[00:00:46] @ Telira : It's okay, Jayda.

[00:00:59] @ Telira : I really need to settle, once and for all, what Tel's having anyway.

[00:01:17] Jayda Kinneas : *whispers to Gohrick* she says that cuz she thinks mah bruther's cewt >__>

[00:01:30] @ Telira : *laugh*

[00:01:42] @ Rose Phoenix : .

[00:01:43] @ Telira : Yes, he is.

[00:01:59] @ Telira : But that's not the point!

[00:03:03] Jayda Kinneas : *giggles*

[00:03:06] Jayda Kinneas : I know ^_^

[00:03:07] @ Telira : *chuckle*

[00:03:59] Jayda Kinneas : Shadey sex he ain't so cewt when he's eatin' s'getti >_>

[00:04:03] Jayda Kinneas : sez**

[00:04:07] @ Gohrick Trisona : -giggles-

[00:04:11] @ Rose Phoenix : ...

[00:04:14] @ Rose Phoenix : 0_o

[00:04:15] Jayda Kinneas : DON;T TELL HER I TYPO'D THAT!!

[00:04:22] @ Rose Phoenix : Lmao x3

[00:04:22] @ Telira : *LAUGH*

[00:04:26] Jayda Kinneas : *giggles hysterically*

[00:04:29] @ Gohrick Trisona : O.o...-giggles hysterically-

[00:04:44] * Rose Phoenix falls over laughing

[00:05:17] Jayda Kinneas : I did NOT suggest that to puttin' in dah warned thread neither >__>

[00:05:32] @ Telira : *LAUGH*

[00:05:33] * Jayda Kinneas poofs like a ninja

*giggle*