You all have been warned....

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[18:16:13 23/02/12] @ Shade Leonhart : brb

[18:20:49 23/02/12] @ Telira : *chuckle*

[18:21:26 23/02/12] Mystic11 : *Whistles a tune*

[18:22:35 23/02/12] @ Tifa Lockhart : *tapdances on the table*

[18:25:36 23/02/12] Mystic11 : I found a Vocaloid song called "I can take off my panties" o.o

[18:26:40 23/02/12] @ Shade Leonhart : ugh >< *still away* ><

[18:27:05 23/02/12] @ Tifa Lockhart : O__O

[18:27:55 23/02/12] @ Telira : .

[18:27:57 23/02/12] @ Tifa Lockhart : I got a secret... I can do that too since mine aren't nailed in place. Makes it easier to change 'em every day

[18:28:22 23/02/12] @ Telira : *LAUGH*

[18:28:28 23/02/12] @ Tifa Lockhart : You know when you were a little kid?

[18:28:54 23/02/12] @ Tifa Lockhart : Did your mom ever tell you to make sure you had clean underwear on in case you got hit by a bus?

[18:29:00 23/02/12] @ Telira : *nod*

[18:29:09 23/02/12] @ Telira : Never did understand that...

[18:29:19 23/02/12] @ Telira : Thought that's what an accident WAS

[18:29:26 23/02/12] @ Telira : You know, first you say it, then you do it!

[18:30:10 23/02/12] @ Tifa Lockhart : Now I'm not an expert here... but if I got hit by a bus, I'm pretty sure I'd have pee'd myself at the sight of that thing hurtling towards my face at 90mph

[18:31:12 23/02/12] @ Telira : *laugh*

[18:32:39 23/02/12] @ Shade Leonhart : *comes back*

[18:32:43 23/02/12] @ Shade Leonhart : *reads*

[18:32:52 23/02/12] @ Shade Leonhart : *falls to the floor laughing*

SHADE LAUGHS!!!!!!

When will you people stop editing this stuff to what you "want" me to say or do?

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[21:52:15] Melanie Alice has been kicked by Telira.

[21:52:26] @ Telira : Answer questions when you're asked them..

[21:53:30] @ Shade Leonhart : . . . . . . . .

[21:53:42] @ Shade Leonhart : FURY!!! WHAT ARE DOING IN TELIRA'S ACCOUNT!?.

[21:53:51] @ Telira : *looks confused*.

[21:54:02] @ Shade Leonhart : fuck it......

[21:54:08] @ Shade Leonhart : *falls over laughing*

On the contrary, Shade.

I like the bouncing pink pony... she reminds me of Mairi.

Grizz

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[17:23:29 26/02/12] John Greywolf : *Walks in and dumps out HUGE box of Legos and goes to work building a Starship*
[17:23:45 26/02/12] John Greywolf : Hum de Dum...
[17:23:57 26/02/12] @ Shade Leonhart : *watches while cooking*
[17:25:19 26/02/12] John Greywolf : Shade cooking? Who are you about to poison?
[17:26:33 26/02/12] @ Shade Leonhart : shhh.... its a secret.....
[17:27:13 26/02/12] @ Tifa Lockhart : lego?
[17:27:29 26/02/12] @ Tifa Lockhart : *builds a square house on wheels*
[17:27:48 26/02/12] John Greywolf : *snaps together Lego's making starship base* uh-huh, my ex said the samething before I ended up in the Emergency Room.
[17:28:19 26/02/12] John Greywolf : Pork Chops Mexican my ass!
[17:28:40 26/02/12] John Greywolf : More like Pork-I'm gonna kill ya!
[17:30:01 26/02/12] @ Shade Leonhart : Oh I'm sure Fury will like the rat pois.... I mean BBQ manwhiches >_>
[17:30:21 26/02/12] @ Tifa Lockhart : I just made garlic chicken-but-with-turkey-not-chicken and baked potato
[17:31:14 26/02/12] John Greywolf : my can of Cheddar Cheese Pringles is just fine thank you.
[17:31:16 26/02/12] @ Shade Leonhart : I kid.... its a family event thing I'm cooking for
[17:31:29 26/02/12] John Greywolf : *snaps more Lego's together*
[17:31:35 26/02/12] @ Shade Leonhart : pasta salad too
[17:31:54 26/02/12] John Greywolf : I thought you never kid...or smile...or hug...in that order.
[17:32:13 26/02/12] @ Shade Leonhart : my humor leans more to sarcasm
[17:32:23 26/02/12] @ Shade Leonhart : so most don't get it when I do
[17:33:01 26/02/12] John Greywolf : Oh no we get it. Its why we love you, just won't sleep with both eyes closed.
[17:33:30 26/02/12] @ Shade Leonhart : Smart man
[19:37:46 26/02/12] John Greywolf : *continues to build Lego Starship*
[19:50:26 26/02/12] John Greywolf : *snaps together conning tower while humming Star Blazers Theme*
[20:05:13 26/02/12] John Greywolf : *Doesn't like the look and breaks the tower apart* Our Star Blazers...
[22:47:43 26/02/12] John Greywolf : *runs through fighting fire breathing dragon hand to hand*
[22:47:56 26/02/12] John Greywolf : Whoa! Sorry bout the furniture!
[22:48:19 26/02/12] John Greywolf : *both fight their way out leaving smoking ruins behind*
[22:53:31 26/02/12] John Greywolf : *fights back through ducking fiery blast Dragon Priest*
[22:53:44 26/02/12] John Greywolf : Oh, damn, sorry bout the walls!
[22:54:05 26/02/12] John Greywolf : *both fall out the door still fighting hand to hand*
[23:02:08 26/02/12] John Greywolf : *runs back through being chased by an army of Orcs*
[23:02:20 26/02/12] John Greywolf : Hey, whoa, sorry bout the carpets!
[23:02:38 26/02/12] John Greywolf : *runs out being chased and dodging arrows*

I can still smell the orc poo in there, they have no manners.

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[02:29:25] @ Telira : However, I know full well that both Brix and Jayda will LOVE to be there.
[02:29:44] @ Telira : So Shade can duck off the hook, I suppose.
[02:30:24] @ Gohrick Trisona : -giggles-
[02:30:24] @ Telira : At some point I also need to arrange for the hunting down of the sire of those babies...
[02:30:40] @ Kindred : I have no idea how I'm going to do this when I share more of Shade's sentiments about birthing -.-
[02:30:52] @ Telira : *hug*
[02:30:59] @ Kindred : I absolutley abhored the whole ordeal
[02:31:03] @ Kindred : o.O
[02:31:05] @ Kindred : O.o
[02:31:12] @ Telira : You wouldn't have been there if you weren't the one birthing, right?
[02:32:22] @ Telira : *chuckle*
[02:32:26] @ Kindred : I've been asked by others to be in attendance and I have flat out said NOWAYHOZAY!
[02:32:38] @ Kindred : Pfft.... nu uh
[02:32:49] @ Kindred : *shudders*
[02:33:01] @ Telira : Lemme see what I can arrange... I might can set it up for you to not have to be present.
[02:33:13] @ Telira : *chuckle*
[02:33:27] @ Kindred : what about a journal thing? o.o
[02:33:40] @ Kindred : you can NPC Brix and Jayda if you want >_>
[02:34:02] @ Kindred : hell, NPC JIGGY and SKITTLES too if you want!
[02:34:11] @ Kindred : give the moment some added comedy <_<
[02:34:15] @ Telira : *laugh*
[02:34:25] @ Gohrick Trisona : -giggles-
[02:35:14] @ Telira : I'll think about it.
[02:35:47] @ Kindred : *giggles too*
[02:36:01] @ Telira : I might do that. I might have her abruptly go into labor in the First Contact thread, when she *can't* reach Balamb.
[02:36:10] @ Telira : I've got options.
[02:37:22] @ Kindred : Have the galka go into panic mode >_>
[02:37:38] @ Kindred : big ol ape dude running around screeching like a girl <_<
[02:37:52] @ Telira : He's with Banissa.
[02:37:57] @ Telira : *chuckle*
[02:37:59] @ Kindred : even funnier.....
[02:38:04] @ Telira : But I don't think he'd freak at a birth.
[02:38:11] @ Kindred : go into labor visiting Cypher >_>
[02:38:19] @ Telira : *LAUGH*
[02:38:20] * Kindred runs away for her life
[02:38:25] @ Telira : Oh my word...
[02:38:33] @ Gohrick Trisona : ...OH
[02:38:35] @ Gohrick Trisona : HELL
[02:38:36] @ Gohrick Trisona : NO
[02:38:42] @ Telira : *laugh*
[02:38:44] @ Kindred : he'd be on the phone so fast with Shade cussing her out!
[02:39:00] @ Kindred : *busts out laughing*
[02:39:17] @ Gohrick Trisona : Actually, Cypher does have some experience with that
[02:39:23] @ Gohrick Trisona : his mom was a white mage in a clinic
[02:40:16] @ Telira : Ahh
[02:41:44] @ Kindred : >_>
[02:41:57] @ Kindred : *hears Shade scheaming in the background*
[02:42:08] @ Telira : *laugh*
[02:42:14] * Kindred slips Shade Cypher's home address
[02:42:40] @ Kindred : *Shade programs the address into Telira's airship*
[02:42:50] * Kindred runs for Canada
[02:42:57] @ Telira : Tel needs to get a new airship, actually.
[02:43:05] @ Kindred : I'm gonna need the free health care o.O
[02:43:18] @ Telira : Her current one is scattered in pieces over a mountaintop in Rebena.
[02:43:46] @ Gohrick Trisona : -has a giggle fit while hearing random explosions in the background around spira-
[02:46:14] @ Kindred : *giggles hysterically as she hears Shade having her own personal party in her office and ignoring all calls coming in from Spira*
[02:46:39] @ Kindred : oh yeah... those two will get along SPLENDIDLY!! o.O
[02:47:42] @ Telira : *laugh*
[02:49:00] @ Gohrick Trisona : lmao

Give a Final Fantasy warrior ANY boss..... ANY evil do'er.... ANY bad guy..... ANY Monster.... and the hero shows no fear.

Show them childbirth...... instant KO

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[16:56:48 18/03/12] Mystic11 : I DEMAND YELLING AND EXPLANATIONS.

[16:56:50 18/03/12] Mystic11 : BUT MOSTLY YELLING.

[16:57:11 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : SHE ALREADY SAID YOUR RAINBOWS ARE UNICORN VOMIT.

[16:57:20 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : THATS HOW THEY ARE RELATED.

[16:57:29 18/03/12] @ Telira : *facepalm*.

[16:57:32 18/03/12] Sophia Drake : ACCEPTABLE VOMIT.

[16:57:41 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : PRECISELY.

[16:57:54 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : ANY OTHER QUESTIONS?.

[16:57:56 18/03/12] Mystic11 : ACCEPTABLE VOMIT THAT WAS VOMITTED FOR VOMITTING.

[16:57:59 18/03/12] Sophia Drake : SMELLS OF LILACS AND CHEDDAR.

[16:58:08 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : YES, NOW YOU GOT IT.

[16:58:19 18/03/12] Mystic11 : AND BY VOMMITING THE VOMMITABLE VOMIT, THE VOMIT WILL BE VOMITABLE WHILE A VOMITER IS VOMITED VOMITABLY.

[16:58:42 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : THAT IS ONLY IN REGARDS TO UNICORNS, MYSTIC.

[16:58:45 18/03/12] Sophia Drake : NOW WE'RE ASLL ON THE SAME PAGE.

[16:58:53 18/03/12] Mystic11 : BUT IF THE VOMIT IS VOMITED VOMITABLY ON A VOMITING DAY OF VOMITING, DOES TEH VOMITING VOMIT OF VOMITING VOMIT ON THE VOMITING VOMIT FOR VOMITING ON THEIR VOMIT?.

[16:58:56 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : THAT IS OUR VOMIT LESSON FOR THE DAY.

[16:59:03 18/03/12] Mystic11 : ALSO I AM A BRONY, SO IT HALF APPLIES TO ME.

[16:59:07 18/03/12] Mystic11 : LOGIC.

[16:59:09 18/03/12] Mystic11 : IS.

[16:59:11 18/03/12] Mystic11 : F*CKED.

[16:59:17 18/03/12] Mystic11 : *Spawns Jupiter*.

[16:59:20 18/03/12] Sophia Drake : NOW ON TO LEPRECHAUN POOP.

[16:59:22 18/03/12] Mystic11 : *The planet*.

[16:59:29 18/03/12] Mystic11 : WHAT LEPRECHAUN POOP?.

[16:59:52 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : YOU'RE BRONY SO IT'S LOGICALLY IT IS YOUR POO.

[16:59:58 18/03/12] Sophia Drake : THE ONE YOU JUST STEPPED IN *hands mystic a tissue*.

[17:00:00 18/03/12] @ Telira : *headdesks, giggling*.

[17:00:04 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : BECAUSE LOGIC IS F$CKED.

[17:00:31 18/03/12] Mystic11 : I AM PRETTY SURE THAT IT IS A MONKEY IN A JUMPSUIT DEVIDED BY MONKEYS *Eats the tissue then lets his shoe devour the poop*.

[17:01:08 18/03/12] Sophia Drake : SEPH ONCE MADE HIS FLYING MONKEYS POOP IN MY HAIR.

[17:01:41 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : AND SHE ENJOYED IT.

[17:01:53 18/03/12] Sophia Drake : AWESOME CONDITIONER.

[17:02:05 18/03/12] Sophia Drake : THATS HIS SECRET!.

[17:02:07 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : AIN'T TRYING IT.

[17:02:40 18/03/12] Sophia Drake : OH! TODAY i SAW SOMEONE WASHING A HORSE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET.

[17:02:52 18/03/12] Sophia Drake : JUST SAYIN.

[17:03:08 18/03/12] Mystic11 : I THINK THAT SEPHY-PIE HAS CONDITIONER FOR HSI SWORD.

[17:03:10 18/03/12] Mystic11 : ITS SO PRETTYFUL.

[17:04:37 18/03/12] Sophia Drake : ITS MADE FROM THE TEARS OF VIRGIN NUNS. HE HATES THOSE.

[17:04:49 18/03/12] @ Telira : *facepalm*.

[17:04:52 18/03/12] Mystic11 : I THOUGHT HE HATED KITTENS.

[17:05:03 18/03/12] Sophia Drake : HE HATES THOSE TOO.

[17:05:04 18/03/12] Mystic11 : DIDNT YOU SEE THAT ONE POST THAT TEL PUT IN THE WARNED THREAD.

[17:05:22 18/03/12] @ Telira : *chuckle*.

[17:05:28 18/03/12] Sophia Drake : HE HATES MOST THINGS. HE HAS HIS GRUMPY PANTS ON MOST DAYS.

[17:05:45 18/03/12] Mystic11 : HAR HAR HAR.

[17:05:51 18/03/12] Mystic11 : MR. GRUMPYPANTS.

[17:05:58 18/03/12] Sophia Drake : *whispers* except for when he's dancing in Tifa;s bar for money.

[17:05:59 18/03/12] Mystic11 : HE MUST BE FRIENDS WITH BALDYMCNOSEHAIR.

[17:06:04 18/03/12] @ Telira : Hey, did Seph ever actually *see* my Mystery Chatbox Theatre post?.

[17:06:05 18/03/12] Mystic11 : WAIT WUT?.

[17:06:05 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : I'M SO FAWKING LOST TO THE CONVO THAT I'M JUST SHOUTING TO FIT IN.

[17:06:12 18/03/12] Mystic11 : NOT SURE TEL.

[17:06:18 18/03/12] Mystic11 : AND THATS THE POINT SHADE.

[17:06:54 18/03/12] Sophia Drake : HE DON'T WEAR ANY PANTS WHEN HE'S DANCING ON THE BAR.

[17:08:11 18/03/12] Mystic11 : ...SEPH WORE PANTS?.

[17:08:11 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : WASN'T THAT SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET??.

[17:08:15 18/03/12] Mystic11 : WHAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN.

[17:08:21 18/03/12] Mystic11 : WHAT SECRET?.

[17:08:34 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : ONLY WHEN ANGEAL WAS AROUND, MYSTIC.

[17:08:37 18/03/12] Mystic11 : I'M PRETTY SURE SEPH READS TEH ARCHIVES WHEN EVERYONE IS ASLEEP.

[17:08:43 18/03/12] Sophia Drake : I ARE NOT BOUND BY ANY CODE OF SILENCE!.

[17:08:53 18/03/12] Mystic11 : LAUGHING AND HOLDING HIS FINGER OVER THE BAN BUTTTON.

[17:09:01 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : HE WATCHES YOU WHEN YOU SLEEP MYSTIC.

[17:09:07 18/03/12] Sophia Drake : I ARE NOT SCARED OF MR GRUMPYPANTS.

[17:09:13 18/03/12] Mystic11 : ...I SLEEP?.

[17:09:16 18/03/12] Mystic11 : WHAT IS THIS ID ONT EVEN.

[17:09:41 18/03/12] Mystic11 : YOU KNOW WHAT WE NEED? A BLADYMCNOSEHAIR-TYPE CHARACTER.

[17:09:50 18/03/12] Mystic11 : HIS NAME SHALL BE JEFF.

[17:09:56 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : WTF IS THAT??.

[17:10:34 18/03/12] Sophia Drake : HAIL.

[17:10:37 18/03/12] Adam Kessler : HAIL!.

[17:10:39 18/03/12] Mystic11 : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1DenmbPcHs.

[17:10:41 18/03/12] Mystic11 : HAIL.

[17:11:01 18/03/12] Mystic11 : AND MY VIDEO, THAT IS BALDY MCNOSEHAIR.

[17:11:08 18/03/12] Sophia Drake : HE JOINED IN AND DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT!.

[17:11:33 18/03/12] Mystic11 : HE DID?.

[17:11:37 18/03/12] Mystic11 : WHAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN.

[17:11:49 18/03/12] @ Telira : ..

[17:12:35 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : MAKE BALDY YOUR PARTY MEMBER THEN.

[17:12:37 18/03/12] Mystic11 : DOT.

[17:12:42 18/03/12] Mystic11 : LOLMAYBE.

[17:13:17 18/03/12] Adam Kessler : I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE YELLING.

[17:13:27 18/03/12] Sophia Drake : JUST GO WITH IT.

[17:13:32 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : NEITHER DO WE.

[17:13:33 18/03/12] Adam Kessler : OK.

[17:13:40 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : *WHAT SHE SAID*.

[17:13:40 18/03/12] Adam Kessler : LOUD NOISES!.

[17:14:05 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : IT ALL STARTED WITH UNICORN VOMIT.

[17:14:06 18/03/12] Sophia Drake : I'M FAR TOO SENSIBLE FOR THIS.

[17:14:19 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : AND LEPRICHAUN POOP.

[17:14:48 18/03/12] Adam Kessler : >< I WONDER WHO STARTED THAT.

[17:14:56 18/03/12] Sophia Drake : >.>.

[17:15:06 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : <.<.

[17:15:07 18/03/12] Adam Kessler : ><.

[17:15:08 18/03/12] Mystic11 : BRB GONNA EAT DINNER.

[17:15:13 18/03/12] Mystic11 : AND PICK ME.

[17:15:17 18/03/12] Adam Kessler : ENJOY.

[17:15:18 18/03/12] Sophia Drake : *points at shade*.

[17:15:22 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : THE GUILTY PARTY IS LEAVING THE BUILDING.

[17:15:29 18/03/12] @ Telira : ..

[17:15:30 18/03/12] Mystic11 : NOW SEWIOUSLY, BEEARBEE.

[17:15:40 18/03/12] Adam Kessler : ROAR.

[17:15:47 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : OKAY BYE.

[17:15:54 18/03/12] Sophia Drake : XDDD.

[17:16:11 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : WAS THAT A SHOUTING LAUGH SINCE ITS ALL CAPS TOO?.

[17:16:19 18/03/12] * Adam Kessler INNER MONOLOUGE IS LOUD TOO.

[17:16:33 18/03/12] Sophia Drake : IT WAS A MUAHAHAHA LAUGH.

[17:16:45 18/03/12] Adam Kessler : HOHOHO?.

[17:16:46 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : /ME APPROVES THIS MADNESS.

[17:16:52 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : FAWK ><.

[17:16:55 18/03/12] Sophia Drake : LIKE AN EBIL GENIUS.

[17:16:58 18/03/12] Adam Kessler : ^^.

[17:17:00 18/03/12] * Shade Leonhart APPROVES THIS MADNESS.

[17:17:02 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : THERE.

[17:17:31 18/03/12] Adam Kessler : CAPSLOCK!.

[17:18:23 18/03/12] Adam Kessler : I.

[17:18:25 18/03/12] Adam Kessler : AM.

[17:18:27 18/03/12] Adam Kessler : BATMAN!.

[17:18:41 18/03/12] Sophia Drake : I.

[17:18:43 18/03/12] Sophia Drake : AM.

[17:18:48 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : BATMAN DOESN'T SHOUT.

[17:18:48 18/03/12] Sophia Drake : SPARTACUS.

[17:18:54 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : YOU CAN'T BE BATMAN.

[17:19:02 18/03/12] Adam Kessler : >< YES I CAN.

[17:19:04 18/03/12] Adam Kessler : THIS.

[17:19:06 18/03/12] Adam Kessler : IS.

[17:19:07 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : YOU HAVE TO BE THE JOKER IF YOU'RE SHOUTING.

[17:19:08 18/03/12] Adam Kessler : SPARTA!.

[17:19:32 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : WHY SO SERIOUS?.

[17:19:34 18/03/12] Adam Kessler : ANY LINE FROM 300 WORKS HERE!.

[17:19:57 18/03/12] Adam Kessler : AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!.

[17:20:01 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : EXCEPT FOR THE HISSING PRIESTS AND THE VIRGIN ORACLE.

[17:20:15 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : BECAUSE THEY DID NOT SHOUT THEIR LINES.

[17:20:35 18/03/12] Adam Kessler : DETAILS.

[17:20:44 18/03/12] Sophia Drake : THUNDERCATS, HO.

[17:21:08 18/03/12] Sophia Drake : BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL.

[17:21:09 18/03/12] Adam Kessler : SWORD OF OMENS! GIVE ME SIGHT BEYOND SIGHT.

[17:21:24 18/03/12] Sophia Drake : I HAVE THE POWEEEEER.

[17:21:49 18/03/12] Adam Kessler : G.I. JOEEEEEEE!.

[17:21:54 18/03/12] * Shade Leonhart REINACTS THE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS LAUGH.

[17:22:23 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : WHO'S THAT POKEMON!.

[17:22:28 18/03/12] Adam Kessler : AUTOBOTS TRANSFORM AND ROLLOUT!.

[17:22:29 18/03/12] @ Telira : *facepalm*.

[17:22:43 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : OMG IT'S JUSTIN BIEBER.

[17:22:57 18/03/12] Sophia Drake : PIKACHU! I CHOOSE YOU.

[17:23:03 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : KILLL HIM!.

[17:23:11 18/03/12] Adam Kessler : *POKEMON NAME* I CHOOSE YOU.

[17:23:29 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : DECEPTICONS ASSEMBLE!.

[17:23:43 18/03/12] Adam Kessler : *DIGIMON NAME* DIGIVOLVE TO!.

[17:23:43 18/03/12] Sophia Drake : SQUITYBUTT! I CHOOSE YOU!.

[17:23:56 18/03/12] * Sophia Drake DOESN'T KNOW ANY MORE POKEMON.

[17:24:25 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : CHARIZARD I CHOOSE YOU.

[17:24:29 18/03/12] Adam Kessler : QUICK FURY MORE 80's CARTOON REFERENCES!.

[17:24:36 18/03/12] @ Fury Leonhart : Someone need someone dead?.

[17:24:43 18/03/12] * Shade Leonhart SHOUTS RANDOM INCOHERANT YUGIO CARD.

[17:24:47 18/03/12] @ Fury Leonhart : .

[17:24:56 18/03/12] @ Fury Leonhart : Done.

[17:25:20 18/03/12] Adam Kessler : TURTLES IN A HALFSHELL, TURTLE POWER!.

[17:25:37 18/03/12] Adam Kessler : *HEROES IN A.

[17:25:47 18/03/12] * Fury Leonhart throws a bok-u-gone or whatever it's called.

[17:25:58 18/03/12] @ Fury Leonhart : You take the ugly one.

[17:25:59 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : MIGHTY MOUSE HOOOOO!!!.

[17:26:06 18/03/12] Adam Kessler : ALVIN!.

[17:26:11 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : SIMON!.

[17:26:15 18/03/12] @ Fury Leonhart : THUNDERCATS HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

[17:26:24 18/03/12] Sophia Drake : THEODORE!.

[17:26:39 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : I'M A HERO! I'M A HERO! I'M A HERO!!.

[17:26:43 18/03/12] Adam Kessler : BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE.

[17:26:53 18/03/12] @ Telira : *facepalm*.

[17:26:55 18/03/12] @ Fury Leonhart : SCOOBY DOO AND THE MYSTERY MACHINE!!!.

[17:27:06 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU!.

[17:27:31 18/03/12] Sophia Drake : WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREE.

[17:27:43 18/03/12] Adam Kessler : YABADABADOO!.

[17:27:49 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : ((BUDWEISER)) WUUUZZZUUUUPPPPPPPP!!!!!.

[17:27:49 18/03/12] @ Telira : Heya Fury.

[17:28:04 18/03/12] Sophia Drake : OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

[17:28:26 18/03/12] Adam Kessler : OOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!.

[17:28:37 18/03/12] @ Fury Leonhart : HE-MAN AND THE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE!!!.

[17:28:41 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : FURY I AM DISAPPOINTED IN YOU!.

[17:28:57 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN THE MOST FAMOUS SHOUTING SCENE OF ALL.

[17:29:00 18/03/12] Adam Kessler : JANE HIS WIFE!.

[17:29:08 18/03/12] @ Fury Leonhart : DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A FLYING FAWK?!?!?!?!?!.

[17:29:15 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!.

[17:29:20 18/03/12] Sophia Drake : DOOBLEYDOO DOOBLEYDOO DOOBLEYDOO DOOBLEYDOO.

[17:29:36 18/03/12] Adam Kessler : KAMEHAMEHA!.

[17:29:38 18/03/12] @ Fury Leonhart : DAMNIT JIM I'M A SCIENTIST NOT A DOCTOR!.

[17:29:51 18/03/12] Mystic11 : BAKA.

[17:29:54 18/03/12] Mystic11 : CAKA WAKA.

[17:29:54 18/03/12] @ Telira : *facepalm*.

[17:29:59 18/03/12] Mystic11 : WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA.

[17:30:17 18/03/12] @ Fury Leonhart : WAKKA FLAKKA?.

[17:30:20 18/03/12] Adam Kessler : MASENKO HA!.

[17:30:32 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : SHOW ME THE MONEEEYYY!!!!.

[17:30:37 18/03/12] Mystic11 : KIYOSHI MI KARA DENOMI HA!.

[17:30:47 18/03/12] Mystic11 : *Picks out money* HERE, TAKE MY MONEY.

[17:30:52 18/03/12] Adam Kessler : DESTRUCTO DISK!.

[17:30:54 18/03/12] @ Fury Leonhart : YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK! GOODBYE!.

[17:31:04 18/03/12] Mystic11 : AKMEHAMEHA SPAM.

[17:31:14 18/03/12] * Shade Leonhart REINACTS THE HOME ALONE SCREAM.

[17:31:16 18/03/12] Adam Kessler : SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!.

[17:31:20 18/03/12] Mystic11 : LINK? I AM NOT A FAIRY BOY THANK YOU.

[17:31:20 18/03/12] @ Fury Leonhart : GOD BLESS YOU.

[17:31:31 18/03/12] @ Fury Leonhart : NOW QUIT SNEEZING.

[17:31:34 18/03/12] Mystic11 : GOD BLESS AMERICA.

[17:31:40 18/03/12] Mystic11 : ALSO, F*CK YEAH.

[17:31:44 18/03/12] Mystic11 : SEAKING.

[17:31:46 18/03/12] Mystic11 : F*CK YEAH.

[17:31:49 18/03/12] Sophia Drake : I AM NOT A NUMBER, I AM A FREE MAN.

[17:32:09 18/03/12] Adam Kessler : YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!.

[17:32:15 18/03/12] Mystic11 : YOU ARE NUMBER FISH.

[17:32:19 18/03/12] Mystic11 : DIVIDED BY INFINITY.

[17:32:27 18/03/12] Mystic11 : PLUS THE SQUARE ROOT OF SHADE'S SPINAL CORD.

[17:32:31 18/03/12] Mystic11 : PLUS 2.

[17:32:45 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!.

[17:32:53 18/03/12] Adam Kessler : SPIRIT BOMB!.

[17:33:03 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : SHYT ADAM BEAT ME TO IT ><.

[17:33:09 18/03/12] Adam Kessler : DON'T LET ME EAT A PEAR!.

[17:33:19 18/03/12] @ Fury Leonhart : YOU'RE TERMINATED.

[17:33:20 18/03/12] Sophia Drake : WTF?.

[17:33:26 18/03/12] Sophia Drake : PEAR?.

[17:33:27 18/03/12] Mystic11 : THEN EAT A PINEAPPLE.

[17:33:33 18/03/12] Mystic11 : TERMINATOR.

[17:33:36 18/03/12] Mystic11 : SALVATION.

[17:33:39 18/03/12] Mystic11 : THE GAME.

[17:33:41 18/03/12] Mystic11 : THE MOVIE.

[17:33:45 18/03/12] Mystic11 : THE SEQUEL.

[17:33:46 18/03/12] @ Fury Leonhart : IF IT BLEEDS WE CAN KILL IT.

[17:33:55 18/03/12] Mystic11 : I'LL TAKE 20.

[17:34:48 18/03/12] Mystic11 : IF IT HAS A SEQUEL.

[17:35:04 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : IT'S NAWT AH TUMOUR!!.

[17:35:20 18/03/12] Sophia Drake : RUN FOREST, RUN.

[17:35:23 18/03/12] @ Fury Leonhart : THIS ONE TIME... AT BAND CAMP....

[17:35:27 18/03/12] @ Telira : *thudthudthud of headdesking*.

[17:35:34 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : HEEERREEE'S JOHNNY!!.

[17:36:07 18/03/12] Mystic11 : TEL IS NOT AMUSED.

[17:36:11 18/03/12] Mystic11 : NEEDS MORE KITTENS.

[17:36:14 18/03/12] @ Fury Leonhart : YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME?.

[17:36:16 18/03/12] Mystic11 : WHERE IS GOH WHEN WE NEED HIM?.

[17:36:29 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : ((bRAVEHEART)) FREEEEEEEDDDOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!.

[17:36:59 18/03/12] Adam Kessler : P.A.R.T. WHY? BECAUSE I GOTTA!.

[17:37:06 18/03/12] @ Fury Leonhart : (THE PATRIOT) FRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!.

[17:37:16 18/03/12] Mystic11 : AMERICA.

[17:37:19 18/03/12] Mystic11 : F*CK YEAH.

[17:37:21 18/03/12] Mystic11 : LIKE SEAKING.

[17:37:34 18/03/12] @ Fury Leonhart : WHY ARE WE SCREAMING? THIS IS NOT JUNE 12!.

[17:37:39 18/03/12] Adam Kessler : NO LUKE, I AM YOUR FATHER!.

[17:37:39 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD! THE WITCH IS DEAD!.

[17:37:57 18/03/12] @ Fury Leonhart : IF I ONLY HAD A BRAIN.

[17:38:05 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : BECAUSE MYSTIC AND SOPHIA STARTED IT WITH UNICORN RAINBOW VOMIT.

[17:38:21 18/03/12] Mystic11 : I STARTED IT WITH RAINBOWS.

[17:38:24 18/03/12] Mystic11 : THEN HE HAD VOMIT.

[17:38:44 18/03/12] @ Telira : *repeated headdesk*.

[17:38:50 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : HEY STELLAAAA!!!.

[17:39:01 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : HEY STELLAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!.

[17:39:50 18/03/12] Sophia Drake : WASN'T ME.

[17:40:08 18/03/12] @ Telira : *facepalm*.

[17:40:28 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : ALLLLllllLLLLLLLLLLLllllllLLLLLLL <-----Peggy Bundy*.

[17:40:41 18/03/12] @ Fury Leonhart : OK, I'M GOING TO GO WORK ON POSTS NOW.

[17:41:00 18/03/12] Mystic11 : I'M GOING TO FIND KITTENS.

[17:41:03 18/03/12] Mystic11 : WE NEED THEM TO BE CUDDLY.

[17:41:13 18/03/12] Mystic11 : *Laughs as it would be funnier if Rose was here*.

[17:41:17 18/03/12] Mystic11 : HARHARHAR.

[17:42:14 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : >_>.

[17:43:09 18/03/12] Mystic11 : RANDOM WORDS OF RANDOMNESS.

[17:43:31 18/03/12] Mystic11 : IF THERE WAS A PIE, WOULD MATH BE DONE ON FOOD OR WOULD SOMEONE EAT THERI SCHOOLWORK?.

[17:43:44 18/03/12] @ Fury Leonhart : I HAVE FIFTEEN MINUTES UNTIL THE SEASON FINALE OF THE WALKING DEAD!!!.

[17:43:52 18/03/12] @ Telira : *repeated headdesk*.

[17:43:53 18/03/12] @ Fury Leonhart : MUST TYPE FASTER!!!!!!!!!!.

[17:44:09 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : SHYT I TOTALLY FORGOT THAT WAS TONIGHT!.

[17:44:17 18/03/12] Adam Kessler : EZIO WHY DO YOU NOT SURRENDER?.

[17:44:17 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : THANKS FOR REMINDING ME FURY.

[17:44:24 18/03/12] Adam Kessler : I NEVER LEARNED HOW!.

[17:44:31 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : NOW TYPE FASTER DAMNIT!!!!!!!!.

[17:44:46 18/03/12] @ Fury Leonhart : KLDFGKLSDKLJDSKLJSLJCSDJCSLCDLCJLD.

[17:44:59 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : NOT FAST ENOUGH.

[17:44:59 18/03/12] @ Fury Leonhart : THAT'S ME TYPING FASTER^^.

[17:45:05 18/03/12] Mystic11 : uh oh.

[17:45:09 18/03/12] Mystic11 : needs more motivation.

[17:45:12 18/03/12] @ Fury Leonhart : JDSEIUETODSDCNKLDNFJRECNF/WDMKLFFDMJDGLDD.,NLVM DFVNFDKMV;F;NGK.

[17:45:19 18/03/12] Mystic11 : OOPS.

[17:45:22 18/03/12] Mystic11 : TURNED CAPS LOCK OFF.

[17:45:25 18/03/12] Mystic11 : CTRL ALT DELETE.

[17:45:28 18/03/12] Mystic11 : *Dies*.

[17:45:39 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : CURSE YOU MYSTIC.

[17:45:42 18/03/12] @ Fury Leonhart : TEL!!!.

[17:45:53 18/03/12] @ Fury Leonhart : WHAT DOES TEMPER DO?!?!?!?!?!.

[17:46:32 18/03/12] @ Telira : Increase Attack and Accuracy, I think..

[17:46:50 18/03/12] @ Telira : Basically, the physical combat ability increases..

[17:46:54 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : https://finalfantasy.forumotion.org/t2762-red-mage-s-temper.

[17:46:56 18/03/12] @ Fury Leonhart : YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

[17:47:00 18/03/12] Mystic11 : *1up* VICTORY.

[17:47:01 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : THERE YOU GO FURY.

[17:47:03 18/03/12] Sophia Drake : rawr.

[17:47:12 18/03/12] Mystic11 : HEY.

[17:47:20 18/03/12] Mystic11 : Y U NO HAS CAPS LOCK ON ANYMORE SOPH?.

[17:47:27 18/03/12] @ Fury Leonhart : I CANS DO MOAR DAMAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

[17:47:32 18/03/12] @ Telira : *laugh*.

[17:47:38 18/03/12] @ Telira : I'm glad you approve..

[17:47:43 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : Effect/Duration: Raises martial combat ability (Attack and Accuracy) by 50% for 3 posts.

[17:47:56 18/03/12] @ Telira : It lasts for 3 of your posts, so get what use out of it that you can..

[17:48:08 18/03/12] Sophia Drake : FORGOT. I SOWWY.

[17:48:12 18/03/12] @ Fury Leonhart : I ONLY NEED ONE SHOT >.>.

[17:48:20 18/03/12] Adam Kessler : ZAKER!.

[17:48:29 18/03/12] Adam Kessler : BOWZAKERGA!.

[17:48:31 18/03/12] @ Telira : *chuckle*.

[17:49:16 18/03/12] Adam Kessler : IF WE STAY THE COURSE WERE DEAD, WERE ALL DEAD!.

[17:49:30 18/03/12] Mystic11 : I DUNT GET IT.

[17:49:34 18/03/12] Mystic11 : NEEDS MOAR PONEHS.

[17:49:40 18/03/12] Mystic11 : BUT I CANT BECAUSE MOS ARE AWAKE.

[17:50:11 18/03/12] @ Fury Leonhart : IF YOU BUILD IT, THEY WILL COME.

[17:50:37 18/03/12] Mystic11 : MODS*.

[17:50:39 18/03/12] Mystic11 : ALSO.

[17:50:43 18/03/12] Mystic11 : NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP.

[17:50:46 18/03/12] Mystic11 : NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN.

[17:50:55 18/03/12] Mystic11 : NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU.

[17:51:05 18/03/12] Sophia Drake : http://loldamn.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/cute-baby-hedgehog.jpg.

[17:51:06 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : SEXY AND I KNOW IT.

[17:51:19 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : AND FURY.

[17:51:26 18/03/12] Adam Kessler : I WORK OUT.

[17:51:33 18/03/12] @ Fury Leonhart : YES, SHADE?.

[17:51:41 18/03/12] Mystic11 : CUTE FURRY HEDGIE.

[17:51:42 18/03/12] @ Shade Leonhart : MAKE A GOOD SHOT IN CASE SEPH NOTICES THE SCREW UP.

[17:51:47 18/03/12] Mystic11 : ITS NOT EVEN BLUE AND I APPROVE.

[17:51:53 18/03/12] Adam Kessler : ALONSY!.

[17:51:53 18/03/12] Sophia Drake : LITTLE ONE IS DOING THE YMCA.

[17:52:10 18/03/12] Sophia Drake : WHAT SCREW UP?.

[17:52:17 18/03/12] @ Fury Leonhart : SHYT! WHO THE HELL SCREWED UP?!?!?!?!.

CAPS LOCK + RANDOMNESS = ANYONE CAN BE CURSED

CURSE YOU AND YOUR LITTLE BOUNCY PONY TOO, MYSTIC!!!

OH COME, SHADE, YOU KNOW YOU LIKE IT.

Quote :

[21:05:01] Mystic11 : *giggles*

[21:05:17] Mystic11 : *Continues pounce and lands on rose* :-D

[21:06:27] @ Ravyn : I found a dog

[21:06:35] @ Rose Phoenix : DAMMIT!

[21:06:47] * Rose Phoenix keeps whacking Mystic over the head with her sketchbook, only a little harder

[21:06:53] Mystic11 : Hehehe

[21:07:00] Mystic11 : A dog?

[21:07:11] Mystic11 : *Sits on Rose's head*

[21:07:21] @ Rose Phoenix : -_-;

[21:07:23] @ Ravyn : Yeah, it was wandering outside my house

[21:07:25] @ Rose Phoenix : Get off me, or I will kill you

[21:07:55] Mystic11 : I love you too *Derpfaic*

[21:08:01] Mystic11 : Interesting, Furykin

[21:08:18] @ Telira : Oh?

[21:08:38] @ Rose Phoenix : /mee tries her best not to do anything to mystic

[21:08:50] * Rose Phoenix tries her best not to do anything to mystic

[21:09:00] @ Ravyn : I think it's a palmeranian/chihaua

[21:09:11] @ Rose Phoenix : 0_o;

[21:09:12] @ Telira : Awwwww

[21:09:17] @ Telira : is it cute?

[21:09:29] @ Ravyn : Very ^__^

[21:09:38] @ Telira : Pomeranians are adorable.

[21:09:44] @ Ravyn : I'll see if I can get pics for you

[21:09:53] @ Telira : *nod*

[21:10:17] Mystic11 : *Giggles and lays an egg*

[21:11:29] Mystic11 : ...not sure where that came from

[21:11:30] @ Rose Phoenix : Dangit Mystic

[21:11:34] @ Rose Phoenix : Get your man egg off of me

[21:11:44] @ Rose Phoenix : Its one thing to have you on my head

[21:11:51] @ Rose Phoenix : It's another to have a child on my head with you

[21:12:25] @ Ravyn : You're having a child with mystic?!?!?!?!?! >_>

[21:12:34] Mystic11 : ...maybeh

[21:12:39] Mystic11 : brb dishes XP

[21:12:50] @ Rose Phoenix : AH HELLS TO THA NAH!

[21:12:55] @ Rose Phoenix : Okay... Maybe

[21:12:58] @ Ravyn : ^___^

[21:12:59] @ Rose Phoenix : Dont Tel Simon

[21:13:06] @ Rose Phoenix : He must not know of this

[21:13:07] @ Telira : *chuckle*

[21:13:08] @ Ravyn : Congrats! XDDDDDDD

[21:13:11] @ Rose Phoenix : *shifty eyes*

[21:13:14] @ Telira : Why not?

[21:13:21] @ Rose Phoenix : Just no

[21:13:27] @ Rose Phoenix : -_-;

[21:13:31] @ Ravyn : Cause Simon would have a heart attack XDDDDDDDDD

[21:13:32] @ Rose Phoenix : I'd never hear the end of it xD

[21:13:44] @ Ravyn : And take it the complete wrong way XDDDDD

[21:14:02] @ Rose Phoenix : Yup xD

[21:14:59] @ Ravyn : Though that could be fun to watch >_>

[21:15:49] @ Rose Phoenix : NO!

[21:15:52] Mystic11 : *lays another egg*

[21:15:53] @ Rose Phoenix : 0_0;

[21:15:56] @ Rose Phoenix : Dammit...

[21:16:01] @ Rose Phoenix : Now Im a mother of two...

[21:16:08] Mystic11 : ...lul

[21:16:16] @ Ravyn : TWINS! ^__^

[21:16:19] @ Rose Phoenix : <_<

[21:16:23] @ Rose Phoenix : 0_0;

[21:16:35] Mystic11 : *Puts the eggs in a bed made of bananas*

[21:16:36] * Rose Phoenix runs away so fas that a cloud of smoke is all that is left behind

[21:16:45] Mystic11 : *hangs the bed to the ceiling*

[21:16:47] @ Ravyn : A banana hammock?

[21:16:57] Mystic11 : ...oyes

[21:17:11] @ Ravyn : Not a very good mother <__<

[21:17:40] @ Rose Phoenix : >_<;

[21:17:50] @ Rose Phoenix : Im not supposed to a mother just yet...

[21:18:00] @ Rose Phoenix : And definitely not with Mystic 0_0;

[21:18:04] Mystic11 : *Puts a blanket over the eggs*

[21:18:14] Mystic11 : *Fluffs pillows*

[21:18:50] Mystic11 : It could be worse

[21:18:53] Mystic11 : Thsi could be in warned

[21:18:57] @ Ravyn : I think you two make a cute couple. ^__^

[21:18:58] @ Rose Phoenix : ...

[21:19:02] @ Rose Phoenix : NOOOOOO!

[21:19:05] @ Ravyn : What do you think, Grizz?

[21:19:15] @ Rose Phoenix : If you want to stay alive, you will keep this out of warned mystic

Sorry, Rose... I had to...

In my defense!!!... *silence*

Okay I have no defense... ^_^;

What Rose said, I got nothin.

Sometimes the mere chatlog doesn't fully express the madness of the CB.

Sometimes it takes a picture...



GennyKitty

Grizz

The only thing Shade would ever huggle and snuggle...




*DIVES INTO GOHRICK'S BUNKER BEFORE HE GETS IMPALED ON A GUNBLADE*

Now you die.....

Quote :

[07:03:25 08/04/12] John Greywolf : *The door to the CB slams open as John runs in followed by six men dressed in 16th Century French clothes.*

[07:05:09 08/04/12] John Greywolf : *John quickly draws the rapier on his side as does the other men with one of the men yelling “We challenge you to a duel for satisfaction!”*

[07:07:08 08/04/12] John Greywolf : *”My pet warthog should be the one demanding satisfaction, to be associated so intimately with all your wives is downright disgusting!” John yells back*

[07:08:42 08/04/12] John Greywolf : *The men all bristle then one finally screams “ENGARDE!”*

[07:10:00 08/04/12] John Greywolf : *The first two come at John slashing, but he quickly flashes his rapier knocking both attacks aside, then he parries a thrust from a third perfectly before kicking the man in the groin. As he falls John hits him on the head with the foil knocking him out*

[07:11:16 08/04/12] John Greywolf : *”Come at me all at once if you must…it looks like you’ll need to!” John yells leaping deftly out of the way of another attack from the fourth man*

[07:13:22 08/04/12] John Greywolf : *The fifth man tries to stab John but quickly blocks the attempt, then with a deft strike from under the man’s wrist John knocks the rapier out of his hand catching it with his own free one.*

[07:14:56 08/04/12] John Greywolf : *”A-HA!” John screams like a mad man now using both rapiers to drive the other five men back slashing and thrusting like a devil*

[07:16:26 08/04/12] John Greywolf : *Soon though the men counter and John has to retreat, but with flair he makes a quick lunge stabbing one man through the shoulder before dancing backwards.*

[07:17:21 08/04/12] John Greywolf : *The other men press forward as John makes a hasty retreat parrying and dodging their pitiful attacks with his two rapiers. Then, with subtle agility, John cartwheels over the couch getting away from the bungling attackers*

[07:17:55 08/04/12] John Greywolf : *As two try to follow John quickly attacks thrusting his right rapier into one man’s thigh and slashing the other across the chest*

[07:18:26 08/04/12] John Greywolf : *”How are you fighting with two weapons?” One of the men ask gasping for breath. John smiles wickedly and answers “I have 800 points!”*

[07:19:30 08/04/12] John Greywolf : *The last two men lunge for John slashing and thrusting, but like a ballet John parries and dodges the feeble attacks before turning the tables.*

[07:20:49 08/04/12] John Greywolf : *John kicks one man in the stomach then punches the other with a right cross leaving both on the ground dazed. “Now sir, who demands satisfaction?” John asks with a crooked smile*

[07:21:46 08/04/12] John Greywolf : *”No, I meant how are you fighting with two swords?” The man on the ground asks a second time. John frowns, “What do you mean?”*

[07:22:11 08/04/12] John Greywolf : *”You’re a Beastmaster, they cannot use swords!” Another man cries from behind the couch*

[07:22:42 08/04/12] John Greywolf : *”Oh yeah…you got a point there…too much TV and movies I guess. Are we done here? Good, see you dudes in the lunch line back at work.” John smiles and waves before leaving the group on the floor*

DUDE!! MY COUCH!!

Destroying things in the cb...MY JOB

Quote :

[01:09:22] Zack Fair : ^^ niceone
[01:09:26] Zack Fair : shade your next
[01:09:33] @ Shade Leonhart : U
[01:09:41] @ Tifa Lockhart : umpire
[01:09:48] @ Fury Leonhart : Ultimate fighter
[01:10:30] @ Fury Leonhart : You're out?
[01:10:40] Zack Fair : fury again
[01:10:52] @ Fury Leonhart : J
[01:11:00] Zack Fair : Jouster
[01:11:00] @ Shade Leonhart : Jackass
[01:11:11] @ Fury Leonhart : XDDDDDDDDDDDD
[01:11:11] @ Tifa Lockhart : jester
[01:11:27] Zack Fair : my turn
[01:11:33] Zack Fair : I
[01:11:40] @ Shade Leonhart : Iglooist
[01:11:44] @ Fury Leonhart : Iridium miner
[01:11:59] @ Tifa Lockhart : Irrigation consultant
[01:12:09] Zack Fair : Tiffs next
[01:12:26] @ Tifa Lockhart : G
[01:12:33] @ Fury Leonhart : gangster
[01:12:48] @ Shade Leonhart : Giggitygirl
[01:12:49] Zack Fair : geologist
[01:12:50] @ Tifa Lockhart : WOOT! fo'shizzle
[01:13:00] Zack Fair : shade
[01:13:02] Zack Fair : your up
[01:13:13] @ Shade Leonhart : V
[01:13:23] @ Tifa Lockhart : Van driver
[01:13:23] @ Fury Leonhart : Violinist
[01:13:24] Zack Fair : Viceroy
[01:13:37] @ Tifa Lockhart : (almost said vagina)
[01:13:42] @ Fury Leonhart : XDDDDDDDDDDDD
[01:13:52] @ Shade Leonhart : o.o
[01:14:00] Zack Fair : almost said virgin
[01:14:05] @ Shade Leonhart : ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww >_>
[01:14:18] @ Shade Leonhart : How did you know, Zack?? o.O
[01:14:36] Zack Fair : idk the 2 kids give a hint
[01:14:38] @ Shade Leonhart : get outta my diaries and shyt ><
[01:14:41] @ Fury Leonhart : Your name is Mary now?
[01:14:53] Zack Fair : my turn again
[01:14:55] @ Shade Leonhart : Quite contrary
[01:14:57] Zack Fair : H
[01:15:03] @ Fury Leonhart : Hellboy
[01:15:11] @ Shade Leonhart : Hoeboy
[01:15:23] @ Tifa Lockhart : Honorary Princess
[01:15:24] @ Fury Leonhart : Crap ><
[01:15:31] @ Shade Leonhart : *Laughs*
[01:15:34] @ Fury Leonhart : Shoulda said hairdresser >.>
[01:15:36] Zack Fair : Tiffs XD
[01:15:47] Zack Fair : Tiffs your next
[01:16:07] @ Tifa Lockhart : Q
[01:16:15] @ Shade Leonhart : Q-tip
[01:16:16] @ Fury Leonhart : Quail Hunter
[01:16:32] @ Shade Leonhart : she's Dick Chaney??????
[01:16:36] Zack Fair : Question mark
[01:16:42] @ Shade Leonhart : THAT EXPLAINS THE AGE!
[01:16:45] Zack Fair : Queen
[01:16:45] @ Fury Leonhart : I didn't say senator hunter ><
[01:17:04] Zack Fair : Fury your next
[01:17:12] @ Fury Leonhart : Z
[01:17:17] Zack Fair : Zebra
[01:17:27] @ Shade Leonhart : Zipper
[01:17:42] @ Tifa Lockhart : Zoologist
[01:17:52] Zack Fair : Shade your turn
[01:17:59] @ Shade Leonhart : K
[01:18:04] @ Shade Leonhart : oh wait
[01:18:06] @ Fury Leonhart : King
[01:18:08] @ Shade Leonhart : Tifa did that one
[01:18:10] @ Tifa Lockhart : Knife sharpener
[01:18:11] @ Shade Leonhart : D
[01:18:19] @ Fury Leonhart : Dog
[01:18:30] @ Shade Leonhart : D'uh -.-
[01:18:45] @ Tifa Lockhart : Dancer?
[01:19:01] Zack Fair : Desk Clerk
[01:19:06] Zack Fair : idk
[01:19:21] Zack Fair : next round is name, same rules but this time you have to write a name
[01:19:30] Zack Fair : I start
[01:19:36] Zack Fair : R
[01:19:41] @ Fury Leonhart : Roger
[01:19:47] @ Tifa Lockhart : Reginald
[01:20:08] @ Shade Leonhart : Ringo
[01:20:19] Zack Fair : Shade your next
[01:20:28] @ Shade Leonhart : X
[01:20:32] Zack Fair : Xavier
[01:20:44] @ Tifa Lockhart : X-tina
[01:20:57] @ Fury Leonhart : Xenon
[01:21:09] @ Tifa Lockhart : Xena!
[01:21:24] Zack Fair : Tifa wins, your next
[01:21:37] @ Tifa Lockhart : B
[01:21:46] @ Shade Leonhart : Bugs Bunny
[01:21:55] Zack Fair : Big momma
[01:21:57] @ Fury Leonhart : Babe
[01:22:07] @ Tifa Lockhart : T_T
[01:22:11] Zack Fair : Fury your up
[01:22:19] @ Fury Leonhart : F
[01:22:29] @ Tifa Lockhart : Fred
[01:22:45] @ Shade Leonhart : Fury
[01:23:04] Zack Fair : Falafel
[01:24:09] Zack Fair : me next
[01:24:15] Zack Fair : K
[01:24:27] @ Tifa Lockhart : Kirsty
[01:24:27] @ Fury Leonhart : Kodiak
[01:24:47] @ Shade Leonhart : Kisatchie
[01:25:20] Zack Fair : Next is for favorite food, you need to name a food
[01:25:25] Zack Fair : Tifa is up first
[01:25:37] @ Tifa Lockhart : H
[01:25:42] Zack Fair : Hamburger
[01:25:55] @ Fury Leonhart : Hotdog
[01:26:05] @ Shade Leonhart : Hippo
[01:26:15] @ Shade Leonhart : it could be a food >_>
[01:26:22] Zack Fair : Shade your next
[01:26:30] @ Shade Leonhart : V
[01:26:36] @ Fury Leonhart : Veal
[01:26:46] Zack Fair : Virgin
[01:26:50] Zack Fair : idk
[01:26:53] @ Tifa Lockhart : uh...
[01:26:58] Zack Fair : say it!
[01:27:09] @ Tifa Lockhart : <.<
[01:27:12] @ Shade Leonhart : .......................
[01:27:13] @ Tifa Lockhart : Vagina
[01:27:22] @ Fury Leonhart : XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
[01:27:23] Zack Fair : *collapses*
[01:27:31] @ Tifa Lockhart : NOTHING ELSE STARTS WITH V
[01:27:35] @ Shade Leonhart : *falls to the floor laughing*
[01:27:41] @ Fury Leonhart : Venison?
[01:27:51] @ Tifa Lockhart : oh yeah.. that
[01:27:53] Zack Fair : Vomit
[01:28:01] @ Shade Leonhart : http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_are_some_foods_that_begin_with_the_letter_V
[01:28:17] Zack Fair : Fury your turn
[01:28:21] @ Shade Leonhart : VANILLA ICE CREAM <_<
[01:28:40] @ Fury Leonhart : C
[01:28:45] @ Tifa Lockhart : Vegetables
[01:28:53] @ Shade Leonhart : *shuts the hell up*
[01:28:55] @ Tifa Lockhart : <.< uh....
[01:29:03] Zack Fair : C*CK
[01:29:04] @ Shade Leonhart : XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[01:29:06] Zack Fair : sorry, had to
[01:29:09] @ Tifa Lockhart : chicken *phew*
[01:29:21] @ Shade Leonhart : CAKE!!!
[01:29:33] Zack Fair : my turn
[01:29:40] Zack Fair : W
[01:29:50] @ Shade Leonhart : Watermellon
[01:29:55] @ Fury Leonhart : Watermelon
[01:30:04] @ Tifa Lockhart : whale
[01:30:05] @ Fury Leonhart : >.>
[01:30:05] @ Shade Leonhart : CHEATER ><
[01:30:26] Zack Fair : tiffs is next
[01:30:37] @ Tifa Lockhart : R
[01:30:47] Zack Fair : Rice
[01:30:52] @ Shade Leonhart : Ravioli
[01:31:11] @ Fury Leonhart : rcake?
[01:31:23] Zack Fair : sure
[01:31:27] Zack Fair : why not
[01:31:46] Zack Fair : next is injury, say a letter and we say the item you were injured with
[01:31:52] Zack Fair : fury is first
[01:31:58] @ Fury Leonhart : P
[01:32:03] @ Shade Leonhart : Penis
[01:32:06] @ Tifa Lockhart : Pole
[01:32:10] @ Tifa Lockhart : XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[01:32:11] @ Shade Leonhart : wait... wrong game
[01:32:14] Zack Fair : Pike
[01:32:21] @ Shade Leonhart : oh well
[01:32:27] Zack Fair : *falls down laughing*
[01:32:41] @ Shade Leonhart : IT STILL FITS!
[01:32:47] Zack Fair : shades turn
[01:32:51] @ Shade Leonhart : dangerous deadly things >_>
[01:32:55] @ Shade Leonhart : B
[01:32:59] @ Fury Leonhart : She's use to playing games with penises
[01:33:04] @ Tifa Lockhart : BOOBS
[01:33:09] Zack Fair : Bison
[01:33:18] @ Fury Leonhart : Bat
[01:33:19] @ Shade Leonhart : those are deadly too
[01:33:28] Zack Fair : my turn
[01:33:32] Zack Fair : S
[01:33:39] @ Fury Leonhart : Slingshot
[01:33:41] @ Tifa Lockhart : spoon
[01:33:53] @ Shade Leonhart : Salamander >_>
[01:34:00] @ Tifa Lockhart : spork
[01:34:06] Zack Fair : Tifa is next
[01:34:11] Zack Fair : dangerous spork
[01:34:19] @ Tifa Lockhart : m
[01:34:30] Zack Fair : Megatron
[01:34:31] @ Fury Leonhart : Match
[01:34:44] @ Shade Leonhart : Me
[01:34:49] Zack Fair : Moobs
[01:34:52] @ Tifa Lockhart : XDDDD
[01:35:14] Zack Fair : next is steed, the animal you ride to battle
[01:35:23] Zack Fair : fury is first
[01:35:31] @ Fury Leonhart : W
[01:35:38] Zack Fair : Whale
[01:35:40] @ Tifa Lockhart : Wildebeest
[01:35:42] @ Shade Leonhart : Weeble
[01:36:03] Zack Fair : Wabbit
[01:36:09] @ Tifa Lockhart : woodlice
[01:36:10] @ Shade Leonhart : XDDDDDDE
[01:36:19] Zack Fair : Shade is next
[01:36:28] @ Shade Leonhart : O
[01:36:38] @ Tifa Lockhart : orangutan
[01:36:39] @ Fury Leonhart : Ostrich
[01:36:47] Zack Fair : Orange panda?
[01:36:53] Zack Fair : Orc
[01:36:58] @ Shade Leonhart : NO ONE SAID OCTOPUS!
[01:37:09] @ Shade Leonhart : *is sad*
[01:37:11] Zack Fair : my turn
[01:37:15] Zack Fair : R
[01:37:22] @ Tifa Lockhart : I'm just glad you didn't say V
[01:39:16] Zack Fair : im first
[01:39:21] Zack Fair : Z
[01:39:23] Zack Fair : <<
[01:39:28] @ Fury Leonhart : Zoid
[01:39:44] @ Tifa Lockhart : zack fair?
[01:40:09] @ Shade Leonhart : Zelda
[01:40:23] Zack Fair : Tifa is next
[01:40:32] @ Tifa Lockhart : R
[01:40:40] @ Shade Leonhart : Rainbow Bright
[01:40:46] @ Fury Leonhart : Rango
[01:41:03] Zack Fair : Raven (from teen titans?)
[01:41:20] Zack Fair : fury is next
[01:41:34] @ Fury Leonhart : S
[01:41:41] @ Tifa Lockhart : sonic
[01:41:45] @ Shade Leonhart : Shade
[01:41:48] Zack Fair : Sailor moon
[01:42:04] Zack Fair : shade is last
[01:42:12] @ Shade Leonhart : V
[01:42:29] Zack Fair : Vivi
[01:42:33] Zack Fair : from final fantasy
[01:42:43] @ Fury Leonhart : Vanielle >.>
[01:42:49] @ Tifa Lockhart : >.>
[01:42:55] @ Fury Leonhart : From Final Fantasy XIII <.<
[01:42:57] @ Tifa Lockhart : VIncent *phew*

What happens when Zack Fair gets bored......... >__>

02:03:50 13/05/12] Red XIII : BABUES,
[02:04:29 13/05/12] * Shade Leonhart shackles Wind to the chatbox and just STARES
[02:04:35 13/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : Hi Red
[02:04:39 13/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : Feeling better?
[02:04:51 13/05/12] Red XIII : pain meds.
[02:04:52 13/05/12] Red XIII : XD
[02:05:03 13/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : uh-oh......
[02:05:08 13/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : >_>
[02:05:16 13/05/12] Red XIII : no no
[02:05:19 13/05/12] Red XIII : not the crazy making ones
[02:05:21 13/05/12] Red XIII : just normal
[02:05:22 13/05/12] Red XIII : pain meds
[02:05:25 13/05/12] Red XIII : that dull the pain xD
[02:05:32 13/05/12] * Wind is shackled, but still tries to walk away.
[02:06:06 13/05/12] Red XIII : and hi wind :V
[02:07:01 13/05/12] @ Wind : Hi Red, nice to... meet you? see you again? meh...
[02:07:03 13/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : How you been Wind?
[02:07:21 13/05/12] Red XIII : XD
[02:07:28 13/05/12] * Red XIII chuckles
[02:07:38 13/05/12] Red XIII : Don't know if we've met wind but non the less it's good to see you
[02:07:42 13/05/12] Red XIII : and shade...
[02:07:48 13/05/12] Red XIII : I didn't know that about spells :V
[02:07:50 13/05/12] * Red XIII sighs
[02:09:10 13/05/12] @ Wind : My work here is done...
[02:09:20 13/05/12] * Wind vanishes.
[02:10:24 13/05/12] @ Wind : Didn't saw Shade's question...
[02:10:28 13/05/12] @ Wind : I've been ok, I guess.
[02:10:35 13/05/12] Mystic11 : *Shackles Wind to the chatbox and jsut stares*
[02:10:36 13/05/12] Red XIII : <_<;
[02:10:41 13/05/12] Red XIII : :B
[02:10:42 13/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : uh..... okay o.O
[02:10:43 13/05/12] Red XIII : shade...
[02:10:46 13/05/12] @ Wind : ...............
[02:10:49 13/05/12] Red XIII : what's up? XD
[02:11:00 13/05/12] Mystic11 : :3
[02:11:16 13/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : Mystic is my little helper, Wind >_>
[02:11:17 13/05/12] @ Wind : >_>
[02:11:30 13/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : @ Red..... not a good night, I;m afraid
[02:11:34 13/05/12] Mystic11 : *Purs and rubs against Wind*
[02:11:36 13/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : But I'll be fine
[02:11:57 13/05/12] @ Wind : Hmm...
[02:12:17 13/05/12] Red XIII : why?
[02:12:21 13/05/12] Red XIII : what happened?
[02:12:34 13/05/12] Red XIII : talk to me *sits shade down in a chair*
[02:12:56 13/05/12] @ Wind : Depending on whether you are male or female Mystic, I'll stab a sword on your darn skull or simply let you do as you please?
[02:13:00 13/05/12] @ Wind : please*
[02:13:03 13/05/12] @ Wind : no "?"
[02:13:18 13/05/12] Mystic11 : I'd do as I please either way
[02:14:01 13/05/12] @ Wind : No you won't.
[02:14:03 13/05/12] Mystic11 : :3
[02:14:06 13/05/12] Mystic11 : Yeah
[02:14:16 13/05/12] @ Wind : You have no power here! *reference*
[02:14:26 13/05/12] Mystic11 : I do anytthing anyways. I'm more of the cb pig jester monkey thing
[02:14:32 13/05/12] Mystic11 : OBJECTION!
[02:14:39 13/05/12] Mystic11 : You don't have any evidence about me.
[02:14:52 13/05/12] Mystic11 : Heck *Points finger* you cannot even tell if I am male or female!
[02:15:48 13/05/12] @ Wind : Not that I really care anyways...
[02:15:55 13/05/12] Mystic11 : OBJECTION!
[02:15:59 13/05/12] Mystic11 : If you didnt truly care
[02:16:06 13/05/12] Mystic11 : You wouldnt ahve responded in the first place!
[02:16:17 13/05/12] @ Wind : I'm bored.
[02:16:32 13/05/12] Mystic11 : Is it becasue you've lost this arguement? :3
[02:16:34 13/05/12] @ Wind : I'll respond even if I don't have to.
[02:16:53 13/05/12] @ Wind : And I really couldn't see an arguement there...
[02:16:54 13/05/12] Mystic11 : But by responding, that means you do care abotu it somewhat
[02:17:05 13/05/12] Mystic11 : HOLD IT!
[02:17:14 13/05/12] Red XIII : going to roll out guys
[02:17:15 13/05/12] Mystic11 : We were arguing over hwo much power I have in this cb
[02:17:17 13/05/12] Mystic11 : REMEMBER?
[02:17:19 13/05/12] Red XIII : I'll be around.
[02:17:19 13/05/12] @ Wind : I care about my boredom. Yeah, you could be right.
[02:17:20 13/05/12] Mystic11 : alright later Red
[02:17:23 13/05/12] @ Wind : No.
[02:17:27 13/05/12] Mystic11 : Yep
[02:17:32 13/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : sorry Red
[02:17:38 13/05/12] Mystic11 : Then what was that about "You have no power" or soemthing?
[02:17:39 13/05/12] @ Wind : I just said "You have no power here!" as a reference out of boredom.
[02:17:43 13/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : was answering a new member's question
[02:18:08 13/05/12] Mystic11 : and yet I proved I did have power soemwhat, being a wierd watchamacallit.
[02:18:28 13/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : As you can see, Wind.... Mystic has a shitload of energy
[02:18:29 13/05/12] Mystic11 : And you kept responding, encouraging me and arguing back to try and get the last word.
[02:18:31 13/05/12] @ Wind : I really didn't intend to say you didn't have any power...
[02:18:40 13/05/12] @ Wind : As I said, I was bored.
[02:18:41 13/05/12] Mystic11 : THEN WHY DID YOU?
[02:18:54 13/05/12] @ Wind : Because I'm bored.
[02:18:54 13/05/12] Mystic11 : And yet, you said I had no power, hence we had this arguement
[02:18:58 13/05/12] @ Wind : I saw things because I'm bored.
[02:19:03 13/05/12] Mystic11 : Bored or not, that still happened.
[02:19:10 13/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : guess who has the power?
[02:19:17 13/05/12] Mystic11 : Muffins
[02:19:24 13/05/12] Mystic11 : ...now im hungry
[02:19:32 13/05/12] @ Wind : I still can't see an argument on the begining...
[02:19:33 13/05/12] @ Wind : Oh well...
[02:19:34 13/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : *facepalms*
[02:19:44 13/05/12] Mystic11 : Well, you said I had no power here
[02:19:45 13/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : there was no argument, Wind....
[02:19:51 13/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : Mystic just loves talking
[02:19:54 13/05/12] Mystic11 : And I responded saying I had somewhat power and you had no proof I didnt
[02:19:59 13/05/12] @ Wind : Shade, what do you say? Do I keep on Wind's personality or do I change to an Alex-like personality?
[02:20:05 13/05/12] Mystic11 : HENCEFORTH HAVING THIS ARGUEMENT
[02:20:10 13/05/12] @ Wind : In the CB, I mean.
[02:20:22 13/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : I like Kaze
[02:20:25 13/05/12] @ Wind : ...
[02:20:31 13/05/12] Mystic11 : lol
[02:20:32 13/05/12] @ Wind : Kaze it'll be.
[02:20:36 13/05/12] * Wind stares at Mystic.
[02:20:41 13/05/12] Mystic11 : *Derps*
[02:21:16 13/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart :
[02:21:54 13/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : I have to get something for this headach..... PLEASE don't destroy the CB while I'm gone o.O
[02:22:04 13/05/12] @ Wind : I can't promise anything.
[02:22:06 13/05/12] Mystic11 : No promises
[02:22:19 13/05/12] Mystic11 : Usually the first thign I do after you leave is carry a torch around
[02:22:31 13/05/12] @ Wind : *Prepares rocket launcher* Yup, no promises at all...
[02:23:21 13/05/12] @ Telira : Hey, Mystic!
[02:23:27 13/05/12] Mystic11 : TEL
[02:23:30 13/05/12] Mystic11 : I HAVE A DEVICE
[02:23:33 13/05/12] @ Telira :
Spoiler:

[02:23:33 13/05/12] Mystic11 : TO GET ME ANY POKEMON
[02:23:37 13/05/12] Mystic11 : WITH ANY MOVES AND ABILITIES
[02:23:44 13/05/12] Mystic11 : ...yes
[02:23:45 13/05/12] @ Telira : My Little Avengers!
[02:23:52 13/05/12] Mystic11 : XD
[02:24:09 13/05/12] Mystic11 : Also Wind likes me :3
[02:24:13 13/05/12] @ Telira : Oh?
[02:24:26 13/05/12] @ Telira : I usually just noogie. He's actually kicking?
[02:24:26 13/05/12] @ Wind : Well, you DID start talking again, so I had to...
[02:24:33 13/05/12] @ Telira : Hiya Wind.
[02:24:37 13/05/12] Mystic11 : You didnt have to
[02:24:38 13/05/12] Mystic11 : You wanted to
[02:24:42 13/05/12] @ Telira : Been a while.
[02:24:43 13/05/12] Mystic11 : No one forced you to do it :3
[02:24:50 13/05/12] @ Wind : It's usually the same thing.
[02:24:56 13/05/12] @ Wind : Been a while.
[02:25:01 13/05/12] Mystic11 : Not really
[02:25:09 13/05/12] Mystic11 : Having too means somethign important is at stake
[02:25:11 13/05/12] @ Wind : Yup.
[02:25:13 13/05/12] Mystic11 : I ee nothign at stake
[02:25:29 13/05/12] @ Wind : I delude my brain into thinking that I "must" do what in reality is what I "want" to do.
[02:25:38 13/05/12] @ Wind : Yet taken to the extreme, that lie to the brain turns into reality.
[02:25:45 13/05/12] Mystic11 : But in the end, its what you want, despite what you think
[02:25:51 13/05/12] @ Wind : ........
[02:25:59 13/05/12] @ Wind : F*ck this.
[02:26:02 13/05/12] @ Telira : *watches convo like a tennis match*
[02:26:07 13/05/12] @ Wind : /cick Mystic11
[02:26:10 13/05/12] @ Wind : ...
[02:26:14 13/05/12] @ Telira : *LAUGH*
[02:26:16 13/05/12] Mystic11 : He's fun to play with tel :3
[02:26:18 13/05/12] Mystic11 : XD
[02:26:19 13/05/12] @ Wind : F*CK YOU, BAD GRAMMAR!
[02:26:24 13/05/12] @ Telira : *LAUGH*
[02:26:24 13/05/12] Mystic11 : youre welcome
[02:26:29 13/05/12] @ Telira : *hugs both*
[02:26:38 13/05/12] Mystic11 : *Hugs back :3*
[02:26:41 13/05/12] Mystic11 : HA
[02:26:45 13/05/12] Mystic11 : I broke it
[02:26:45 13/05/12] @ Telira : You guys are hilarious.
[02:26:49 13/05/12] Mystic11 : somehow
[02:26:53 13/05/12] Mystic11 : LOGIC
[02:27:01 13/05/12] Mystic11 : IT BE BLOWN
[02:27:09 13/05/12] Mystic11 : WITH CHEESE
[02:27:14 13/05/12] Mystic11 : HOLD THE ONIONS
[02:27:17 13/05/12] @ Telira : *chuckle*
[02:27:20 13/05/12] Mystic11 : PLUS 2
[02:27:20 13/05/12] @ Wind : BE GONE, EVIL SPIRIT!
[02:27:25 13/05/12] : Noo thank you
[02:27:30 13/05/12] @ Telira : *LAUGH*
[02:27:33 13/05/12] Mystic11 : LOOK WHAT IDID :3
[02:27:46 13/05/12] Mystic11 : I am creative
[02:27:48 13/05/12] Mystic11 : or something
[02:27:54 13/05/12] @ Telira : *laugh*
[02:28:07 13/05/12] Mystic11 : this is fun
[02:28:12 13/05/12] Mystic11 : opn
[02:28:20 13/05/12] Mystic11 : off
[02:28:24 13/05/12] @ Wind : Yup, I could be doing this for hours.
[02:28:31 13/05/12] Mystic11 : Me too
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[02:29:02] Mystic11 : Thsi is the funnest playmate Shade ever got me :3
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[02:29:07] Mystic11 has been kicked by Wind
[02:29:10] @ Telira : *LAUGH*
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[02:29:21] Mystic11 has been kicked by Wind
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[02:29:23] Mystic11 : derp
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[02:29:26] @ Telira : Wind, you can't get him down.
[02:29:27] Mystic11 has been kicked by Wind
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[02:29:28] Mystic11 : merp herpa derp
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[02:29:39] Mystic11 : muffins
[02:29:41] @ Telira : He's just... it's Mystic.
[02:29:43] Mystic11 has been kicked by Wind
[02:29:46] Mystic11 : :3
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[02:29:57] Mystic11 : SPAIN
[02:30:00] Mystic11 : i think its china
[02:30:03] Mystic11 : OR CANADIA
[02:30:04] @ Wind : It's like a doll that gets up each time you punch it. It will never stay down, but still fun to watch.
[02:30:12] MYSTIC11 : I liek cnadia
[02:30:15] @ Telira : WeebleWobbles.
[02:30:17] @ Wind : Look, now he is talking nonsense.
[02:30:21] Mystic11 has been kicked by Wind
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[02:30:29] Mystic11 : I always talk nonsense
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[02:30:34] @ Telira : Yes, he does.
[02:30:34] Mystic11 has been kicked by Wind
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[02:30:43] Mystic11 : ABCDEFG
[02:30:46] Mystic11 has been kicked by Wind
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[02:30:47] Mystic11 : HIJKLMNOP
[02:30:47] @ Telira : And he's got the bouncing pink pony in his sig.
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[02:30:49] @ Wind : I can see that.
[02:30:49] @ Shade Leonhart : *walks back in*...... what the fu...
[02:30:54] Mystic11 : QRST
[02:30:54] Mystic11 has been kicked by Wind
[02:30:55] @ Telira : *LAUGH*
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[02:31:01] Mystic11 : UVWXYZ
[02:31:06] @ Wind : NO TIME TO EXPLAIN, SHADE!
[02:31:07] Mystic11 has been kicked by Wind
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[02:31:13] Mystic11 : PURPLE
[02:31:13] @ Telira : Shade, this is absolutely hilarious.
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[02:31:13] Mystic11 has been kicked by Wind
[02:31:18] Mystic11 : GET INT HE CHOPPER
[02:31:18] Mystic11 has been kicked by Wind
[02:31:23] @ Wind : This is a duel between men...
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[02:31:29] Mystic11 : Men?
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[02:31:32] @ Telira : *LAUGH*
[02:31:34] Mystic11 has been kicked by Wind
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[02:31:36] Mystic11 : I am a brony thank you
[02:31:37] @ Wind : Or women...
[02:31:42] @ Wind : Or humans...
[02:31:44] Mystic11 has been kicked by Wind
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[02:31:46] Mystic11 : OR MANLY WOMEN
[02:31:47] @ Wind : Who cares.
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[02:31:49] Mystic11 has been kicked by Wind
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[02:31:51] Mystic11 : OR WOMANLY MEN
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[02:31:59] Mystic11 : You obviously, or else you wouldnt have said it
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[02:32:06] @ Telira : It's Morphing Time?
[02:32:07] Mystic11 has been kicked by Wind
[02:32:08] Mystic11 : ITS AN ENDLESS CYCLE
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[02:32:13] Mystic11 has been kicked by Wind
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[02:32:15] Mystic11 : Maybe tel
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[02:32:19] Mystic11 : maybe
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[02:32:26] @ Telira : It's a reference to a quote from Gilgamesh
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[02:32:35] Mystic11 : Yep
[02:32:40] Mystic11 has been kicked by Wind
[02:32:40] Mystic11 has been kicked by Wind
[02:32:43] @ Telira : "For Gilgamesh, it's Morphing Time!"
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[02:33:04] Mystic11 has been kicked by Wind
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[02:33:06] Mystic11 : I BROUGHT BACK THE DYNAMITE
[02:33:11] Mystic11 : WHO WANTS PIE?
[02:33:13] Mystic11 has been kicked by Wind
[02:33:14] @ Telira : *LAUGH*
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[02:33:22] * Wind steals pie
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[02:33:30] @ Telira : *LAUGH*
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[02:33:33] Mystic11 : The pie is a lie
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[02:33:38] Mystic11 has been kicked by Wind
[02:33:38] Mystic11 : liek the cake
[02:33:44] @ Shade Leonhart : Mystic, I'm so proud of you..... normal people can't take so much of Wind's beatings like this
[02:33:45] Mystic11 : and...other things...
[02:33:46] @ Wind : The cake is a lie
[02:33:46] Mystic11 has been kicked by Wind
[02:33:51] @ Telira : *LAUGH*
[02:33:56] @ Wind : Know your facts
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[02:34:04] Mystic11 : Aw thanks Shadypie
[02:34:04] Mystic11 has logged off the chat on Sun May 13, 2012 2:34 am
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[02:34:09] Mystic11 : and who needs facts
[02:34:13] Mystic11 : when you have pie bombs
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[02:34:20] @ Telira : *LAUGH*
[02:34:23] Mystic11 : Or is it teh bagel?
[02:34:28] @ Wind : Doesn't make any sense, but somehow I can relate.
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[02:34:31] Mystic11 : WHO KNOWS
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[02:34:36] Mystic11 : DUN DUN DUN
[02:34:45] Mystic11 : also, when i am around, throw sense out the window
[02:34:47] Mystic11 has been kicked by Wind
[02:34:51] @ Telira : Yep
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Lesson learned: Bring somethign to distract me and don't encourage me.

Or this will happen.

/kick Mystic11

It'll work permanently one of these days.

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[20:04:42 15/05/12] @ Fury Leonhart : Wimp.

[20:04:53 15/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : Wuss.

[20:05:07 15/05/12] @ Fury Leonhart : Panzy.

[20:05:27 15/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : Crybabay.

[20:05:52 15/05/12] @ Fury Leonhart : Momma's girl.

[20:06:14 15/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : Dweeb.

[20:06:26 15/05/12] @ Fury Leonhart : Dork.

[20:07:25 15/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : nOOb.

[20:08:30 15/05/12] @ Fury Leonhart : H4CK3R.

[20:08:48 15/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : Loser.

[20:09:07 15/05/12] @ Fury Leonhart : Nerd.

[20:09:59 15/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : Shitbag.

[20:11:09 15/05/12] @ Fury Leonhart : Scum.

[20:13:48 15/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : Twit.

[20:15:17 15/05/12] @ Fury Leonhart : Freak.

[20:16:38 15/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : Dinglenut.

[20:17:21 15/05/12] @ Fury Leonhart : Idiot.

[20:17:42 15/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : Dumbass.

[20:17:59 15/05/12] @ Fury Leonhart : Fucker.

[20:18:08 15/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : Asswipe.

[20:19:06 15/05/12] @ Fury Leonhart : Pus-face.

[20:19:18 15/05/12] Jaxon Tenrec : ..

[20:19:21 15/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : Douchebag.

[20:20:11 15/05/12] @ Fury Leonhart : Dickweed.

[20:20:16 15/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : Fucktard.

[20:21:27 15/05/12] @ Fury Leonhart : Ill-born Oaf.

[20:21:43 15/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : Twatwaffle.

[20:21:57 15/05/12] @ Fury Leonhart : Dumbfuck.

[20:23:02 15/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : Jerk.

[20:23:22 15/05/12] @ Fury Leonhart : toadlicker.

[20:23:34 15/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : Shithead.

[20:24:03 15/05/12] @ Fury Leonhart : Fuckface.

[20:24:38 15/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : Turdherder.

[20:24:50 15/05/12] @ Fury Leonhart : Poopyhead.

[20:24:56 15/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : Dickweed.

[20:25:28 15/05/12] @ Fury Leonhart : HA! I already used that one, Chocobo Fodder.

[20:26:09 15/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : Moombahumper.

[20:26:38 15/05/12] @ Fury Leonhart : Moogleminded dummy.

[20:26:42 15/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : Nutpucker.

[20:26:52 15/05/12] @ Fury Leonhart : Puckernutz.

[20:26:56 15/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : Trolldungmuncher.

[20:27:09 15/05/12] @ Fury Leonhart : Foxbeard.

[20:27:13 15/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : Shitsniffer.

[20:27:14 15/05/12] Jaxon Tenrec : ..

[20:27:26 15/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : you lose Jaxon.

[20:27:46 15/05/12] @ Fury Leonhart : Dipshit.

[20:27:53 15/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : Fartlicker.

[20:28:26 15/05/12] @ Fury Leonhart : Drama Queen.

[20:28:32 15/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : Boogereater.

[20:29:17 15/05/12] @ Fury Leonhart : Ugly.

[20:29:24 15/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : Vomitsnorter.

[20:30:27 15/05/12] @ Fury Leonhart : Fool.

[20:30:47 15/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : Emo.

[20:30:55 15/05/12] @ Fury Leonhart : Nitwit.

[20:31:07 15/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : Attention whore.

[20:31:19 15/05/12] @ Fury Leonhart : Schnook.

[20:31:34 15/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : Douchenozzle.

[20:31:45 15/05/12] @ Fury Leonhart : Lickspittle.

[20:31:54 15/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : Assclown.

[20:32:09 15/05/12] @ Fury Leonhart : Ninnyhammer.

[20:32:23 15/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : Tiddlywanker.

[20:32:35 15/05/12] @ Fury Leonhart : Dunce.

[20:32:38 15/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : Nutfart.

[20:32:54 15/05/12] @ Fury Leonhart : Dolthead.

[20:32:58 15/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : Assdimple.

[20:33:11 15/05/12] @ Fury Leonhart : Ignoramus.

[20:33:17 15/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : Jellybelly.

[20:33:32 15/05/12] @ Fury Leonhart : Snollygoster.

[20:33:37 15/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : Willyknocker.

[20:33:58 15/05/12] @ Fury Leonhart : Cockalorum.

[20:34:05 15/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : Wankerspanker.

[20:35:04 15/05/12] @ Fury Leonhart : Valdoonican'slovechild Semenspit.

[20:35:11 15/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : Lazyass.

[20:35:40 15/05/12] @ Fury Leonhart : mutant-holed funknocker.

[20:35:47 15/05/12] Jaxon Tenrec : ....

[20:36:00 15/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : Lost again Jaxon.

[20:36:06 15/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : Shitmuncher.

[20:36:07 15/05/12] Jaxon Tenrec : MotherFuckingBitchSlappingCuntLickingAnusWiper.

[20:36:17 15/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.

[20:36:35 15/05/12] @ Fury Leonhart : turtle-winged funlicker.

[20:37:05 15/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : Butthead.

[20:37:20 15/05/12] @ Fury Leonhart : paste-knuckled hamburgercannon.

[20:37:30 15/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : Monkey lover.

[20:37:35 15/05/12] @ Fury Leonhart : mud-spotted snizzsponge.

[20:38:07 15/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : Weinerstroker.

[20:38:31 15/05/12] @ Fury Leonhart : goo-specked dungpastry.

[20:38:39 15/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : Toe-fungus licker.

[20:38:47 15/05/12] @ Fury Leonhart : stench-stained pusshaver.

[20:39:05 15/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : Diarrheasnorter.

[20:39:12 15/05/12] @ Fury Leonhart : gummy-limbed turdfreak.

[20:39:38 15/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : gummy limbed shitsquirter.

[20:39:51 15/05/12] @ Fury Leonhart : poo-fisted crotchflake.

[20:39:57 15/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : Piss bather.

[20:40:08 15/05/12] @ Fury Leonhart : fat-faced coochietrench.

[20:40:15 15/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : Genome snuggler.

[20:40:27 15/05/12] @ Fury Leonhart : pig-cocked clamwhipper.

[20:40:31 15/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : Kitty lover.

[20:40:43 15/05/12] @ Fury Leonhart : smelly-dicked turtleskinner.

[20:40:53 15/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : Toadfart lisser.

[20:40:54 15/05/12] @ Fury Leonhart : Cat-fucker.

[20:41:03 15/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : k*.

[20:41:17 15/05/12] @ Fury Leonhart : Hybrid-humper.

[20:41:36 15/05/12] Jaxon Tenrec : cum guzler.

[20:41:38 15/05/12] @ Shade Leonhart : Asshat.

[20:42:01 15/05/12] @ Fury Leonhart : Overgrown chicken.

[20:42:25] @ Shade Leonhart : Pickledick.

[20:42:59] @ Fury Leonhart : Flat-chest.

not gonna ask...

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[04:32:06] @ Shade Leonhart : You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. You are a canker, an open wound. I would rather
kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk,
a cad, and weasel. I take that back; you are a festering pustule on
an weasel's rump. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a
stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal
bagpipe player. You were not born. You were hatched into an
unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. You didn't crawl
out of a normal egg, either, but rather a mutant maggot egg
rejected by an evil scientist as being below his low standards.
You are jetsam who dreams of becoming flotsam. You won't make it.
Your alleged parents abandoned you at birth and then died of
shame in recognition of what they had done to an unsuspecting
world. They were a bit late.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same
species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf
at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut.
Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing.
You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. You are a
technicolor yawn. And did I mention that you smell?
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting
to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a
nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be
able to access it ever so much more rapidly.
You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with more sense
than you have. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few
cards short of a full deck, a few bytes short of a core dump, and
a few chromosomes short of a full human. Worse than that, you are
top-post.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid,
nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an
ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with
you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost
in a land that reality forgot. You have a couple of address lines shorted together.
Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to
be read? Everyone plonked you long ago. Do you fantasize that
your tantrums and conniption fits could possibly be worth the
$0.000000001 worth of electricity used to send them? Your life is
one big W.O.M.B.A.T. and your future doesn't look promising either.
We need to trace your bloodline and terminate all siblings and
cousins in order to cleanse humanity of your polluted genes.
The good news is that no normal human would ever mate with you,
so we won't have to go into the sewers in search of your git.
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and
obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living
emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a
loathsome disease, a drooling inbred cross-eyed toesucker. You
make Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals silent. You have a version
1.0 mind in a version 6.04 world. Your mother had to tie a pork chop
around your neck just to get your dog to play with you. You think
that www.guymacon.com/insult.txt is the name of a rock band.
You believe that P.D.Q. Bach is the greatest composer who ever lived.
You would rather read L. Ron Hubbard than Larry Niven. Hee-Haw
is too deep for you. You would watch test patterns all day if
the other inmates would let you.
On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are
deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality
of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted.
Spammers look down on you. Phone sex operators hang up on you.
Telemarketers refuse to be seen in public with you. You are the
source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever
you go. May you choke on your own foolish opinions.
You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off,
pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john.
You clouted boggish foot-licking half-twit. You dankish clack-dish
plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You bloody churlish
boil-brained clotpole ponce. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup
pratting naff. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You gob-kissing
gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted
clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
You are so clueless that if we stripped you naked, soaked you in
clue musk, and dropped you into a field full of horny clues, You
still would not have a clue. If you were a movie you would be
a double feature; _Battlefield_Earth_ and _Moron_Movies_II_.
You are a fiend and a sniveling coward, and you have bad breath.
You are the unholy spawn of a bandy-legged hobo and a syphilitic
camel. You wear strangely mismatched clothing with oddly placed
stains. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased
just knowing that you exist. I despise everything about you,
and I wish you would go away.
It is hard to believe how incredibly stupid you are. Stupid
as a stone that the other stones make fun of. Stupid so stupid
that you have traveled far beyond stupid as we know it and
into a new dimension of stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid cubed.
Trans-stupid stupid. Stupid collapsed to a singularity
where even the stupons have collapsed into Stuponium. Stupid
so dense that no intelligence can escape. Singularity stupid.
Blazing hot summer day on Mercury stupid. You emit more
stupid in one minute than our entire galaxy emits in a year.
Quasar stupid. This has to be a troll. It cannot be possible
that anything in our universe can really be this stupid. This
is a primordial fragment from the original big stupid bang.
A pure extract of stupid with absolute stupid purity. Stupid
beyond the laws of nature. I must apologize. I can't go on.
This is my epiphany of stupid. After this experience, you may
not hear from me for a while. I don't think that I can summon
the strength left to mock your moronic opinions and malformed
comments about boring trivia or your other drivel. Duh.
The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have
snipped away most of your of what you wrote, because, well...
it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a
creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together
a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective...
Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell,
and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary
skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that
everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget
that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these
things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then
I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been
"right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the
best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be
placing such a demand on you.

P.S.:
You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful,
cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable,
belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal,
fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic,
brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented,
lame, self-righteous, Byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic,
fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant,
clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive,
double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative,
paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical,
cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant,
deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dyspeptic, stifling, uncaring,
plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious,
secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant,
self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, and
Generally Not Good.

[04:34:44] Fury Leonhart has logged off the chat on Wed May 16, 2012 4:34 am

I win >___>

Uh-huh.... >.>

You're right...

I mean... It had NOTHING to do with the fact that it was 12:30 in the morning and I had to get up early. OR the fact that you didn't paste the whole convo...

Quote :

Your mother had to tie a pork chop
around your neck just to get your dog to play with you. You think
that www.guymacon.com/insult.txt is the name of a rock band.
You believe that P.D.Q. Bach is the greatest composer who ever lived.
You would rather read L. Ron Hubbard than Larry Niven.

Maybe you should cut the link to the place you copied it from out of the insult next time. <.<

Amateurs... XD