The Drunken Bar Thread (Open)

Shade decided to help herself to whatever bottle was in reach behind the bar counter. Whatever was on the lowest shelf, that is.... When she heard Raven's obnoxious voice sarcastically yelling at her, her head struggled to turn with a sway until she finally found him through her spinning vision, and she flipped him off with a jerk of her hand. "Form one 'bird' to another, bucko!!"


Just then, she found Crucent crouching down beside her with her usual bubbly self. But hearing her offer made Shade cringe. Her head did a wobbly shake of denial as her words slurred a bit. "Nu-uh! No way I'm gonna back to table wiff that egotisss...egotitit... damnit! Ego freak there over my body dead!" She gave a curt nod that nearly had Shade slide over, but she caught herself and took another swig from the bottle. Then the ruckus from outside caught her attention and she scowled while scrambling to move on all all fours to grab the bar and hoist herself up upon staggering feet. Now she just had to get to that window.... or where the window used to be... so Shade grabbed onto Crucent's arm for leverage and stumbled forward across the bar until she reached the window sill to groan at the sight outside.


Skittles was still in Sephiroth form when he finally released his victim from his twirling embrace. Now, he was looking over the stranger rather closely like a hyper puppy, and even sniffing about the Mithra's ears with his nose. An unexpected hic-cup escaped him, then his body began to twitch just a robot would suffering glitches throughout his limbs. Just as he belched rather loudly, his body went into the whirlwind spin to suddenly stop and look much like the Mithra he studied, save for the long black hair and red bandanna, and the fact that only his face was covered in fur, and he mixed the attire all up between Vincent Valentine's and the Mithra he tried to copy.


Apparently, liquor had odd side effects to a transforming squirrel.....


Shade's hand slapped against her face with yet another groan before she tried climbing over the window sill to retrieve her drunken summons while Skittles shrieked in fright when he looked down at himself, then scowled before trying again. With a jerk of his body, he spun about again until coming to skidding halt, now looking identical to the Mithra, save for the.... eight.....arms..... Skittles' face gawked at himself in disbelief as he flapped all the arms about in a state of panic, screeching his temper tantrum the whole time. Then another hic cup and belch escaped him, which sent his body into a yet another whirlwind fit.


"I'm gonna kill him.... *hic-up* and stuff 'im.." Shade grumbled while climbing rather awkwardly over the window ledge before seeing the squirrel's further antics. Had she looked, she would've seen Skittles come to a screeching halt, but this time as Genesis, yet with red cat ears, a bright red tail, and Gohrick's attire beneath the red trench-coat. Now further annoyed, he growled at himself while trying to catch his tail until he heard Shade's remark. Just as Shade was hanging over the window sill and scrambling to get her leg over it, she glanced up to see the Genesis face nose to nose with hers. Her eyes shot open as wide as they could go and he let out a shrill squeak that led Shade to scream in utter horror for the whole universe to hear as her body jerked back and flailed the entire time before her back slammed against the floor of the bar.


Now satisfied, the Genesis/Gohrick copy straightened and sneered back at the Mithra while pointing at Shade and chatter laughed to his heart's content, before another round of hic-ups and belching sent his body into a series of twitches and he spun about again. This time, he came to a staggering halt and caught sight of his reflection in another window to screech and throw one hellacious fit. The top half of him was Zack Fair, yet from the waist down, he had Tifa's booty and shapely legs.